my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
a naked sword is hanging
above the sinner's neck
they will never enjoy a feast again
hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?
you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?
and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community
‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
Sergiu Ciochină Illuminates Dreamy Sun-Dappled Scenes in His Glowing Oil Paintings
But make it human 👀
[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He sits on the edge of the Silver Sun sky ship at night. Orym has recently healed claw scratches on his face from his and Fearne's fight with Chetney. He is holding his sending stone in his hands, looking down at it with a sad expression as he says "Glad you aren't here. Wish you were anyway." End description.]
"Oh Orym..."
[ID: A digital illustration of Vax'ildan from Critical Role. Vax is emerging from a pool of blood, his hair swirling on the surface. He is looking straight ahead with a grim expression, drenched in blood. End description.]
Speak with the Matron
starting 2023 off right by drawing Them
falchions and cunning ⚔️🌊
[ID: A digital illustration of Fresh Cut Grass and Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. Ashton sits cross legged on the floor, holding up their injured right arm for Fresh Cut Grass to heal it. FCG stands next to Ashton, looking concerned as they examine and heal Ashton's injuries. End description.]
Fresh Cut Grass loves you!