Alf, Look At THIS SHIT XD

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Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT LMAO Thanks @eekepee for letting me know

Why is it trending, Chat?

Someone explain to me why Dhmis is trending, I mean I love that it is bc I was really missing the art people were making and what not, But I can't seem to find why it is trending. Did something happen that is making it suddenly come back? Did people just get reminded of its existence? Help me out girly pops 🙏

YOOOOOOO, WE GETTIN OUTTA THE TOWER WITH THIS ONE!!

everyones favorite rapper!

You're not ready to go back to Nevermore.

HUGGGGGG

give her a hug!

@gooseworx

GOOD GOD I'VE DONE A TERRIBLE THING, MY FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS-

I'm tired

Why are random ass bots following me all the TIME? I'm tired of it, I'm tired of seeing it.

NOT THE BRAIDS 😭😭😭😭😭

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.