It's Like When Someone Says, 'How Are You?' Do You Say, 'Well, My Head Hurts And I'm Lonely And Depressed

You've answered your own question. Congratulations.

To all the women marching today:

How are you being oppressed?

You could seriously piss off your neighbours by buying a puppy and naming it the same as their child.

This is my “carry me” face 🤗💕

most annoying things about the signs

aries: “i’m an aries”

taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man 

gemini: judgy!! 

cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep

libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea

scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason

sagittarius: never calm down???like please relax

capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs / 

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied 

Accurate!

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