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Bucky: I told Steve his ears flush when he lies.
Sam: Why?
Bucky: Look.
Bucky: Hey Steve! Do you love us?
Steve, covering his ears: No.
Sam: ....
Just a cute little idea I hadβΊπ
Armin: [video calling with Mikasa] so, Eren is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why you ask? Because I've caught him 5 times now trying to train raccoons to fight.
Eren: [arms crossed] you'll be thanking me when the 3rd racoon battalion saves your butt...
When you finally get free after being trapped in a bathroom for 5 hours ππππππ
Friend: So, you really read a lot of Explicit fanfics. In what stuff are you into?
Me: Well, my favorites kinks are #Established Relationship, #Husbands, #Tooth-rotting fluff and #Domestic Bliss
Friend: Wait, what? Thats not even a...
Me: Before the rimming comes the feelings, bitch