🔫 Hand 'em Over

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

You've never had a strawberry ? Your serious?

Normie. Poptart. You are a normie poptart. Basic strawberry poptart.

You have the personality of a saltine cracker

Got bored.

Lately I've been pondering alot on footwear in the wizarding/wixen world...

There's so much to tap into fashion wise...like what the hell does just "robes" even mean Terf-face McRowling????

And I feel like the fan base has done such a wonderful job to portray their own beautiful and unique designs and descriptions... but not so much on shoes 🤔

Like the most generic thing is for them to be walking around in muggle shoes or "loafers" or "dragonhide boots"....

Hell no. These mfs are walking around rocking THESE bad bois!!!

✨️S L I P P E R S✨️

At least for dress robes, formal wear, and those who are fun, fancy biatches on the daily......

happy yaoi day btw

i'm not even kidding

so how do you guys think splinter found out about april

Sharkys dumb little dance appreciation post

It's sad that there's no romance option. Awesome game, but I want to romance the murder friend.

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion