im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days
This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves
Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown
feels like
i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE
reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
How do you draw these fucking robots
My son
I forgot that I was supposed to actually put my art here. Oops.
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Scooter :3
Ok the gangs all here
Im a Peebo main wbu
No shade to the stuff that’s currently trending at this very moment or the people posting the things. But. Today is an anniversary of a variety of major world events and NONE of them are trending.
For those who are unaware:
It’s literally autism day in every way yet it’s not trending
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
Are you a monsterfucker?
You seem like one
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Maybe. One question, why?