Bruce-wayne-is-a-bottom - "I Made Your Dad A Bottom" - Clark Kent, Probably

When you’re both hot you get sexualized to hell and back. When you’re both the favorite child and the sacrificial lamb. When you both have dysfunctional families. When you’re both royalty in chains bound by your fathers’ commands. When you both had to grow up in battle. When you both learn no one will save you but yourself yet you’re expected to save everyone else. When you’re both

So happy for Dick Grayson on finally getting his own alien who think all his fashion choices are the right ones and he is one hot fashion genius.

They make me ill

Tim spends an absolutely ridiculous amount of time hacking into all of Damian’s devices and subtly coding his internet algorithm to push pop-up ads of ‘which bat are you’ quizzes, which he also created and coded himself, specifically so that no matter what answers Damian puts he will always get Red Robin as his result, and the 50+ hours he spent on the whole scheme are absolutely worth how many times Damian’s day has been wholly fucking ruined and he’s completely refused to admit to anybody why he’s in a bad mood.

Bruce lowered the duffel from his shoulder and slide his arms under his son. “Come on. Let’s get you to bed.”

It was like picking up a broken toy, Damian letting out a high-pitched whine as he was lifted into the air. It was the most childish sound he had ever made, and Bruce smiled as he slung the boy up against his chest.

“‘m not a baby,” Damian protested.

“No, but you’re my baby,” Bruce murmured as he planted a kiss in Damian’s hair.

—Sentinels

In a universe where Damian was raised by Bruce since birth and never was told his siblings were adopted

Damian, age 12 helping unpacking things at Dicks new apartment: whos that?

Dick: Who?

Damian: That guy in the photo with you

Dick:

Dick: you mean- my dad? I never showed my parents to you?

Damian: there is no way thats our dad

Dick: our? Damian you- you know I’m adopted right?

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: we are all adopted, Damian.

Damian:

Damian: Even Cass?

Dick: you were there at her adoption.

Damian: I’m twelve! Probably didn’t payed attention to it.

Dick: you never asked yourself why do we don’t call Bruce ‘dad’?

Damian: I thought it was some petty teenager thing!

Dick: I’M 26!

Damian:

Damian: is Tim adopted?

Dick: yes?

Damian: knew it.

His evil son

I love the hc that Dick, when he was like 12, thought Bruce and Clark were together but kept it low-key. So he got really close to him compared to other jla members. Because he thought that was his step-dad. One day, he sees Bruce with a woman and gets so mad. He goes to metropolis and tells Clark what Bruce did because it was wrong. And Clark is so confused. So he just says "I'll talk to him, let me take you home"

And then he talks to Bruce, and they actually end up kissing. And Dick is angry and yells at both of them, saying cheating is wrong and Clark can't just forgive Bruce like that. And then they talk about why he thought they were dating. And he explains. He saw them look at each other like his parents looked at each other. And, of course, that meant they were in love. Bruce and Clark have their jaws on the floor.

GUESS WHO FOUND their Tumblr password after 2 years ...me

I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.