No Fucking Way Bro

So, im from Brazil. And Castlevania had a very solid dubbing cast. I will bring some of them but i will talk first about Ogum brazilian Voice Actor

This guy was dubbed by Eduardo "Duda" Ribeiro in Brazilian Dub

Who is the Brazilian Voice Actor of these guys

1-Batman (Since 2004)

2-Franky

3-Oscar Proud (Proud Family: Louder and Prouder)

4-Tiana's Father

5-Electro

6-Peacemaker

7-Collin (Kung Fu Panda: Dragon Knight)

But most important...

He is also Muhammad Avdol!

Now that i gave this random fact i gotta go

Bye

Oh i got Millie!

I got piemon

I have 3 guides resuming major points of this cursed fic lore, and im doing part 4 as a big resume of the fic itself. So dont worry, my friend, you wont need to suffer like me who read all 48 Chapters of it.

Ever read Lily's Star Wars fanfic The Sith Resurgence before?

...yes, I'm working on it...

For full context of this: This is actually an AU inside Pokemadhouse made by Lily. She made 3 AUs in total, and they all are messed up on their own ways. Trigger warning about this one: R4pe mentioning, S3x mentioning and Brainwashing.

The AU in the picture is one of the most terrifying ones, and G says its the one she hates most because "Lily isnt herself anymore".

In this AU, G used her powers to coerce and hypnotize Lily into having S3x with her, and kept doing it until eventually she brainwashed Lily into being her perfect wife, by normalizing into her the relationship of both human and pokemon.

They only have one canonical apparition in the comics, appearing on Violate Arc alongside the other 2 AUs themselves. Besides that, almost all info about them come from asks and wikia pages.

The reason i consider this AU to be the worst its because of the implications of the own comic by claiming the Lily that comes from this AU is just a puppet being controled by an abusive creature and its probably incapable of coming back so i am like:

https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just

So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.

Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.

“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”

YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.

Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.

big day today

"Ñao" PORTUGUESE SPOTTED 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

Yes, im from Brazil

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

Don’t mind me.

Just doing some light alchemy.

May Rings of Power get cancelled and Castlevania Nocturne get renewed.

Equivalent exchange…

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

Or don’t. I’m not a cop. Do what you want.

Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.

For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.

Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.

Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons

Lily blocked me on bluesky for this

....what a fucking pussy.

*In a Supermarket*

Nino: Wow, Juste, there's lots of Meat in the cart. Are you trying to bulk out or something?

Juste: Uh? No. This is actually for Itsuki.

Nino: Wait what?

Juste: That girl eats more than my grandpa Simon and that guy defeated Dracula twice.