Thinking in playing the Game Boy Castlevania games and i learned the now not-canon lore of Sonia Belmont and Alucard from Castlevania Legends...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALUCARD FUCKED A BELMONT AND HAD A CHILD WITH HER?!
IF THEY KEPT THIS CANON THAT WOULD MAKE RICHTER HIS GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON?!
RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
Part 2
The 4 Witches
*Ruby kicks The wooden door of a cozy cottage in The center of The Forest, smiling as she sees 3 girls Inside her home. They are her friends:*
Yang Xiao Long, The Fighting Witch;
Weiss Schnee, The Snow Witch;
And Blake Beladona, The Faunus Witch.
Ruby: GIRLS! YOU ARE HERE!
Yang: Yeah! You forgot that we planned to dinner together today?
Ruby: No i did not. That's why i decided to bring a friend! *She pulls Jaune, who she Tied up with magical chains, gagged with a Ball gag* Surprise! I met a Boy and he is a-
Blake: A WITCH HUNTER!
*The 3 Witches casts together a spell that makes them get weapons: Weiss with its rapier, Blake with a Whip and Yang with Fire knuckles. The 3 Witches prepare all to Attack together until Ruby puts itself beetween them and him.*
Ruby: Wait! He is not a Witch Hunter!
Weiss: But he is wearing an armor similar to one of them! He is a Witch Hunter!
Yang: Even If its a rusty one, its a proof!
Ruby: He is an apprentice!
Blake: Even worse! Now that he is here he can rat us to other Witch Hunters!
Ruby: Not If he dont escape!
Yang: Ruby, honey, get out of our way.
Ruby: But...
*The 3 Witches move Ruby aside with a Flick of their fingers, grabbing Jaune. They are ready to Attack him until...*
Ruby: BUT I WANT TO DATE HIM!
*The three Witches stop their Attack, Yang looking in Shock at Ruby. Her little sister was looking at them with puppy eyes, a red blush in her cheeks.*
Ruby: Yang... Look at him. He is beautiful.
*Jaune in this moment was extremely scared, to the point that he was sweating buckets and trembling. Yang was bigger than him, and that was impressive. Suddenly, They unchain him and remove his gag, looking at his face and body.*
Yang: Hum... Yeah, he is pretty. *She says, holding his face with both hands*
Weiss: And bulky too. *She grabs his bíceps*
Blake: So you fell in love with him?
Jaune: I-i am not involved with her. She Just grabbed me and brang me here!
Yang: You kidnapped this handsome guy? Damn Ruby, you learned very well. Im so proud! *She pats Ruby Head*
Jaune: What?!
Weiss: Let me explain this to you, Blondie. *She points at his nose* When a Witch finds a Man worthy of her, she brings him home... Either way its necessary.
Jaune: But we Just met this morning!
Blake: Time does not matter. When we look at a potential mate eyes... *She looks at his eyes, a small light appearing on them for a second.* we see a signal.
Jaune: Like... A Light?
Weiss: Wait... You Saw It in Blake's eyes? *A small light appears in her eyes*
Jaune: In yours too! *He looks at Yang, and The same thing happens.* A-and you too!
Ruby: WHAT?!
Yang: Son of a Bitch... *she grabs him by his armor, removing It with Violence* YOU JUST SAID THAT WE ALL FOUR HAD THE SAME LIGHT?!
Blake: Well i Saw a light in his eyes too...
Weiss: Me too...
Ruby: That was one reason i brang him home to be honest...
*Yang look at Jaune's eyes, seeing a Bright light appearing in them for a Second. She then release him, turning around. She is Red as a tomato.*
Yang: Its True... This... Witch Hunter... Is made to be with us, The 4 Witches.
Jaune: Wait wait wait! *He gets up* You mean that i am...
Ruby: Our... Companion now. *She says in a shy tone*
Jaune: This cant be happening. Im a Witch Hunter! Im supposed to Slay Witches, not... Lay with them!
Weiss: Y-yeah! Yang, this cannot be True!
Yang: But It is! And we know How this work.
*The 4 girls look at eachother and at Jaune. Suddenly, The door gets closed with a loud slam, Jaune looking at them with a scared expression. The 4 girls now surround him, staring at him.*
Jaune: W-what are you going to do?
Ruby: You are our mate now, Jaune. And The Mate of a Witch its not permitted to leave.
Yang: And If you try, you must remember that we are witches... *She closes her Fist, embers flying from It.* we can get you anywhere.
Blake: For now, you must consider you to be Lucky. Because there's cases of fake mates.
Weiss: And If in one week The light dont appear again...
Blake: We can let you leave.
Ruby: So you can never come back...
RWBY: EVER.
*Jaune gulps, nervous and scared. But at The same time, aroused. He was now with 4 girls Who claimed him to be their mate, wich means one thing now:*
Jaune: That means... I got 4 girlfriends?
Ruby: Yeah. *she realizes a Dark smoke coming from the kitchen* Oh! My cookies! I left The Stove on while hunting!
Weiss: You Dolt! You are gonna set this house on Fire one day! *Weiss runs with Ruby towards The kitchen, a bucket appearing in her hands*
Blake: And The mood changed faster than i thought It would last. *She lies in The sofa, a window opening and The smoke leaving.* Here. All clean now.
Yang: Well, dinner aint gonna Cook itself. *Yang says, slapping Jaune's back. Then she grabs his neck from behind* Listen up, pretty boy. You are gonna stay with us but this doesnt mean i fully accepted you as my and Ruby mate. So let me make this clear... If you dare to do anything that would make Ruby cry or even break her Heart... Im gonna Punch you so hard in The nuts that They will reach your mouth. Got It?
Jaune: I-i got It.
Yang: Good. Oh and Tonight... *She gets Very close to his year, whispering* You are gonna let us see you without your rusty armor.
*Jaune gets Red, so Red that not even a tomato could compare. Yang smiles for a bit. He is so easy to tease. Blake Just look at him with a curious look, as she thinks How Jaune Will survive one week with Them...*
*well, only time can answer what is going to happen next.*
Now i get it why her fics are so bad
You Jaune stans are a stain on the fandom.
Pathetic.
Me who never truly watched Rwby (Except for clips and season 8) but got into The fandom because of some tumblers and their memes seeing this:
Guess im Gonna receive more of this soon
I always use the term "she put them both in a blender and then got what was mixed on it". But i think your term is better to explain what she really did.
And in my critical opinion, All Tomorrows is better
Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:
Space lesbians raising a kid
Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.
For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.
Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.
Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons
....what a fucking pussy.
Let me get this straight; Lily made Diantha's Gardevoir into abuser and Diantha into her victim just to make one of her self-insert look more sympathetic?
Yep. She did.
Potato Dog is a Good Boy
Watched the Banned Moongirl episode these days and i must ask
Why they gave the Karen a Pixar Mom body?