If I Were A Dinosaur Living Without You, I'd Be A T-wrecks

slay what u wanna slay

bip

can confirm this works

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

REMEMBER THE JUICE

the bowl paradox

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

*achoo* heal 1000

a wizard who can only cast spells by spreading them like the plague

i want to draw and i CAN DRAW but ONLY in that STUPID BLOCKY ROBLOX STYLE AND NOTHING ELSE 

the cacophony of buzzing

The Beetles, a band featuring at least one individual of every beetle species, all 350,000 of them

the chicken crossing joke is pretty dark in its true meaning