(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something
oh my god it looks like a living ketchup filled straw
look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus
ugh im so gay its painful
bip
IVE GOT 23 MINUTES
this is what I think every time I read this part
me and my friends walking over that hill yonder in search of a new grove
Demoniac Babble, Estelle Hanania
the chicken crossing joke is pretty dark in its true meaning
learned this guy exists today i love him to smithereens this is the triangle spider from australia or a Arkys walckenaeri, very common in australia, completely harmless.
the cacophony of buzzing
The Beetles, a band featuring at least one individual of every beetle species, all 350,000 of them
can confirm this works
REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing