Ok I Just Wanna Check Something.... Reblog If You've Never Watched/opened Tumblr Live

i have a 8 page essay due in 2 hours and have not started 

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

ugh im so gay its painful

oh to be a fuzzy piece of faux fur and a bit of plastic string dangling off a kite

a comic about a worm on a string

I KEEP GETTING THE SAME FUCKING AD FOR CRANBERRY JUICE GODDAMMIT 

liar theres only one

I love my mutual two condoms under a bridge

i just learned theres something called a zedonk

nuh uh

gonna throw rocks at ur window

My windows are secretly rubber and the rocks will rebound and hit you until you slink away in defeat

Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

*achoo* heal 1000

a wizard who can only cast spells by spreading them like the plague