This Is Cool And I Like It.

You should give more positive advice.

You should suck my ass.

I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU ARE CONDONING CRIMINAL ACTS! I WILL HAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ARRESTED!

even if you get my parents arrested, i wouldnt care. and also, try to get me arrested. i dare you.

The fact that you’ll do this, but you won’t allow us to show artwork that has sacks of fat for feeding children is bullshit of the highest degree.

Well, well, well, will you look at that? It’s Pride again.

You know the drill by now. It’s June 1, and suddenly everything from banks to big box stores has slapped a rainbow on their logo. Rainbow capitalism knows how to target LGBTQIA+ customers. For exactly 30 days of the year. How quaint.

Of course, it’s nice to make things bright, and colorful, and pretty. But it’s meaningless if that’s all it is.

Pride should be about uplifting and celebrating you, the community. And it should be year-round, not just 8.22% of the year. So, we’re signal-boosting your posts that celebrate, support, and honor all genders and sexualities over here. Follow to keep your dashboard lovely and gay as hell all year round.

And, yes, we’re also making a bit of a fuss right here on @celebrate (apparently, we just can’t help ourselves). So if you’re interested in talking about what Pride means to you or want to celebrate Pride but don’t know how to go about it this year, we made a fun little 30-day Share Your Pride Challenge list. Because you do, in fact, deserve to be celebrated.

Tag your posts with #ShareYourPride if you want to make them a little easier for other people to find. And Tumblr? Happy Pride. We’re glad you’re here.

It seems my father is doing some things that aren't exactly... legal. However, he has bought us many gifts, and a new house! Should I report him?

well, when the police show up (they will, even if you dont report him) they will take everything. so make some investments so you have some cash to use for a (probably crap) house. as well as food and rent bills. other than that, go nuts.

Me and my group have been trying to get a new person to join us. But we have no idea where to start! Is there any advice you can offer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VVyh_IM3Ik

This seems like the best place to write this. It seems like my husband has been cheating on me, but I don't know what to do! What advice can you offer me?

when shes over, throw a surprise party with your entire family. also, get for the shitstorm afterwards.

Your grammar sucks. I hope you die.

"If you don't have haters, youre not trying hard enough."

Recently, I've realized that my church has been asking for more and more money. My pastor even arrives in a limousine! Meanwhile, my grandma pays for her medicine in coins. What can I do to help them?

well, keep in mind some people dont wanna be helped. its not your fault in your grandma sticks around. but tell her that you dont think the “church” is good for her. maybe find a good replacement in your area. if she doesnt want to leave, its not your fault.

heeey therrr pretty ladt watn too cone havve a drrink wiht mee?

dude, drink some water and go the fuck to sleep. Your gonna feel like shit tomorrow...

My apologies for writing so late, but I wish to ask for your assistance. I do quite a bit of knitting, but I am having trouble with a particular stitch. Is there any advice you can give me?

Its like, 7:40 here its not late. And you have nothing to be sorry for.

I have a quote. “Smooth seas never made a skilled mermaid.” Keep working on it. Practice makes perfect or whatever.

Also, go to a assertiveness seminar or whatever. you friggen need it.