I Found An Old List Of TWST Names According To Google Translate 💀💀

YFFHC IM SO GLAD YOU LIKKKEEEE YOUR FICS ARE A TOTAL INSPO TO ME!

IM A YAPPER SO PREPARE BECAUSE MY ANSWERS ARE LONG AF AND WILL BOUNCE AROUND

My writing may be cooking but my actual conversational self is a kitchen fire.

(Do not let the Aroacespec psychological horror nerd write yandere fics unless you wish for them to present you a four course meal)

ANYWAY HERES MY ANSWERS!

1: Blue works! And She/They/It. Pretty much anything but he.

2: Che’nya as you’ve long since heard me rant before, but fun fact! Che’nya is how I found twst!

Also, as i’ve said before, so PERFECTLY hidden as an op character, leaving the possibility of never actually being able to know he’s around you.

Lilia is also in my favorites! I actually knew nothing about him until I started writing something around when book 7 came out, and he grew on me! I also get to use my historic knowledge when writing him!!!

He’s also so ultimately terrifying? Like, in my opinion, he tops Rook in that regard sheerly because what he lacks in stalkerness he has in knowledge and connections. Also, this man can beat MALLEUS FUCKING DRACONIA in a fight. He’s the perfect goofy goober that can actually commit atrocities and you’d never know.

Speaking of, Malleus is also among my favorites, because DRAGON but also a little bit of a dork. Also, fucking TERRIFYING in this sense that like…you’re cooked if you make a break for it?? Or if you’re like me and have EXTREMELY wonky luck that causes you to almost die in some creative way every week, you’re literally going to end up in the equivalent of bubble wrap.

Also why does nobody take Fae rules into account for Mal and Lilia??? Like our dumbass tells them our real name and they can lowkey puppet us PHYSICALLY?? Among other things.

Rook sheerly got up in my favorites because he never ceases to have me not laughing my ass off or DEATHLY concerned.

He’s also very interesting in the sense that if, hypothetically, you were being hunted, play your cards right, and you might buy yourself time.

I’m mildly crazy and LOVE strategic mind games or mental tomfuckery in general—

. (I may or may not have deadass gotten nerfed by my War Crimes and War Strats teacher from being the strategist for a week because he wanted to give the other team a chance. (My new schools curriculum for classes of our choice is wild before you even say it, we have Archery, Dinosaur History (????) LGBTQ+ History, Cryptozoology, AND I KID YOU NOT MY PRINCIPAL IS NAMED MISS CROWLEY I LITERALLY DIED WHEN I FOUND OUT. I also got extra credit on a creative writing assignment for “accurate depictions of trauma” and my Theater Teacher decided she hated me on sight. I’m literally Spending my first full year back from hell in a madtown send help/jk)

So I actively do think about the odds of escape, how to do so, connections, weaknesses.

Rooks only fucking know weakness is GARLIC. (Learned from Ruggie during beanfest) So he gives me a challenge mentally, all of the above do.

I like Riddle aswell mostly because we are complete opposites (Overbearingly Strict Abusive Mom vs Strict yet nearly Absent Mom core) yet both strict with our ideas of Rules because of that and I’ve already noted down atleast 5 ways I could stump him on rules pre-overblot, mostly via legal things and NRC base rules.

Also outside the norm timeline, especially for horror, he’s EXTREMELY interesting because of the Queen of Hearts Motif.

Now Idia and Ortho? Genius and his no.1 fan/wingman? As a sibling myself, I have a more Jamil + Najimia dynamic with my sister, but I love the take on “Siblings who are super close” with the twist of “also both batshit crazy in their own ways.”

Idia is great for alot of reasons, and admittedly I do get 90% of the gaming references and lingo he says/uses. But also? Literally runs hell??? Kinda??? The insane technology of that world and the talent for it??? The possibilities are endless.

Ortho is more on my goofy goobers list, mostly because his penchant for randomized violence makes me laugh. How do you get a cat down from a tree when you can literally fly? Apparently LAZER BEAM THAT B*TCH ASS TREE DOWN. RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CATS OWNER WHO IS ALSO YOUR BROTHERS TEACHER.

Jade gets an honorable mention because the mindgames go hard, plus he’s so sadistic but once you figure that out it is TOO LATE FOR YOU. Also I lowkey think I would get yoinked because I was forced to live in the mountains of Georgia for a year against my will (LONNGG Story) with a tent for 3 months, then a tarp, a sleeping bag and a dream. The second I drop that info i’m cooked.

Now, some of my goofy goobers?? My sillies?

Ace to start with. Although he’s canonically very smart when he tries, he gets mischaracterized because of of his shenanigans with Deuce, but they are phenomenal entertaining. Also his whole “Haha—Unless..??” shit and seemingly absolute love for the one bed trope is silly. Plus he’s the true most normal teenage boy character in the cast. (Don’t let Trey deceive you that man is NOT normal. Bro is the Tooth Fairy over here.)

Kalim holds a special place in my heart because he is the first character I picked, and its very rare for me to find characters with the similar..idk what to call it?? as me (constantly almost dying, pretending its all cool but actively being terrified something will happen the second you leave the house.) (Me, Kalim, Yuu and Bennett being that one spiderman meme)

He’s also just so sweet. He reminds me of being like…nicely wrapped in honey? Did you know Honey never expires, but it does grow brittle, trapping everything inside it in that gold, slow moving sweetness for eternity?

Finally, Sebek, sheerly because I know I would be the BANE of his existence. I’m not crazy strong or a fast runner but if theres a few things I’m good at its debates, finding loopholes and running mental circles around to prove a contradiction. I also figured out one very simple way of toning down his Malleus-simping while still letting him yap. Just point out the effects he’s having on Malleus’s life, and how he may be making it more difficult for him to make friends.

Also that nobody is legally required to do Jack Shit for him unless they are in Briar Valley. And pointing out that by trying to make everyone move their life for Malleus, he’s effectively isolating him by treating him as if he’s better, making it insanely difficult to casually commune with others, and unintentionally making it seem as if Mal gave those orders to drop everything for him, which in turn would make others think he’s a jerk. They don’t know him personally like Sebek does, nor do they carry the values of their homeland. Therefore Sebek IS usually the first impression. Don’t you realize you’re making his life harder?

Use a mental loop at the end by pointing out that if you/I hypothetically started yelling for every to move around for Leona for example, especially when they aren’t in the Sunset Savanna, wait Sebek him to contradict and state thats foolish, then point out thats EXACTLY what he does with Mal, and let the rest figure itself out.

It’s ok to simp Sebek but don’t make it other people’s problem.

I could go on but now that I’m writing it for myself I realize I may actually mentally shatter him.

Favorite Outfit? Call me basic but Deuce Star Sending and Ortho Fairy Gala on the aesthetic scale. THEY LOOK FUCKING ETHEREAL? And Ortho Fairy Gala IDIA YOU COOKED WITH THAT ONE. On the personal scale : Lilia’s Dorm uni + Spectral Soiree, and Idias Harveston outfit. IDIA WITH HIS HAIR IN A PONYTAIL OR BRAID JUST LOOKS PHENOMENAL. Lilia just looks great in both but that Cape is giving me and Edna Mode a heart attack.

Honorables mention to Beanfest Rook for being one of 3 cards I think Rook looks good in (I beef with his haircut) and Riddles Dorm Uni, If I didn’t want to throw hands over a ALL WHITE FUCKING UNIFORM IN A DORM WITH A SHIT TON OF PAINT???? Also Che’nyas Boots are actually really cool. The detail on them is INSANE.

(Fun fact: If you looked at Glomas Azul from behind, the feathers make a jesters cap shape)

Favorite Candy? UGH AS A CHRONIC SWEETS PERSON I HATE TO CHOOSE BUT:

Chocolate Based: Reese’s or those fancy ass Liquor Chocolate Orb things.

Fruit Based: Hi-Chews and Fruit Tootsie Rolls.

Seasonal: Pumpkin Flavored ANYTHING. The only time I eat pie is Pumpkin pie (I have a vendetta against fruit chunks in dessets) or Peppermint stuff!

So Yea! What about you : D

HDGHGVJJHV I JUST REALIZED WE’RE MOOTS NOW?! I FEEL SO BLESSED BRO YOU LITERALLY INSPIRED ME TO WRITE TWST STUFF

As I’m literally losing my mind over this I’m gifting you this idea from the AU I found your account from (Nightfall) so here we go!

I chose the three characters I see you write the most recently so yea! Enjoy :D

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Memories.

They shape every part of our lives, what we eat, as we remember what we like, what we avoid, as we remember just the opposite. Their are ones that teach you and the ones that leave you smiling in reminiscence.

No matter how far you run, memories eternally follow you. Even a dementia patient retains bits of muscle memory.

And with the single shot of a gun, a good aimed stab to the heart, and years worth of memories can simply…disappear.

The only thing left of their memories within their perspective is pictures and words, now often locked within a phone. An escape to the days of old or simple entertainment anew.

Perhaps this is why Cater Diamond loves to take pictures when he arrives at the cafe, no matter how bloody his hands and suit may be as he walks in.

Dancing around the counter to reach towards you, to pull you in for a quick picture, leaving the blood of someone you never knew on your apron, he snaps a picture. Another as you deliver his overcomplicated order that no matter how filled it is, still remains a black coffee, staining the teeth of those who drink it.

Inviting you to Heartstabyls infamous casino, taking you to an exclusive high ranking area whilst he somehow is “unaware” someone’s memories become no longer only rooms away.

Just focus on him, yea?

Basking in the proximity, yet just as much worrying if one day you’ll be whose smile only remains on the glow of his screen.

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Perhaps the reason is the same for Lilia Vanrouge, as he appears suddenly behind you whilst you try to clean up the cafe, a tap on your shoulder to the left, a tap on your right, and suddenly your twirled around, a laugh unfitting to his appearance echoing through the room as he locks you in a waltz, humming a song nearly lost to time.

Say, dearie? Did you know of the song Daisy Belle? It was made in 1891, almost forgotten if not for it becoming the first synthesized song around 1961 or so by the machine known as an IMB 704. Its quite often used in horror movies now adays.

It goes something like this.

𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦, 𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦. 𝐺𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜...

Calloused hands slip carefully around your waist as he moves you around, slipping the flower just mentioned into your hair, and with your eyes closed, you can’t see the blood stains on it from his little job before this visit.

He picked it at a strange place, one where the red adorning the once pure white flower was spilled.

𝐼'𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑦, 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢....

Although you giggle, he means that lyric with all his heart. You may never know of the fate of those who attempted to rob your quaint workplace, but he remembers the feel of a still beating heart clutched in hand.

And you may never know how much he is willing to give for you to remain by his side. He’d raze the city in your name, just say the word.

𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒.

Unless you wanted it to be, of course. He’s the Vice owner of Diasomnia, you know. Money has long since become no object.

Silver may be grown, but he doubts he would mind a new parent.

𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑔𝑒...

The eyebrow raise he receives at that line proves you well aware of how untrue it is to him, but it’s just how the song goes, love. It was true, once upon a time. The life of poverty is not easily forgotten.

𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡, 𝑢𝑝𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑡~

A single deft hand dips you down , face still oh so close to those shining red eyes as he lightly brushes his thumb across the area near your eye, a small remainder of blood smearing with it.

𝑂𝑓 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑐𝑦𝑐𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑤𝑜~

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One could compare the memories of Jade Leech to the Bathypelagic zone. The darkest place in the ocean where no light reaches. All must glow on its own if it wishes to see.

So then, What exists within memories of Jade Leech?

Only one person truly knows the answer, and that is Jade Leech himself.

His twin comes close, obviously. But they have different tastes, as most twins do.

Unfortunately for you, my dear, you are within his tastes, and have infested his memories, a small shrimp beginning to adapt to the darkness, beginning to glow like that lights of the cafe at night.

No longer afraid or deterred when he asks for a napkin to clean a bloodied revolver, or batting an eye when Floyd joins him on one of his visits, covered in the life of atleast 20 men. Tiredly whipping out your phone to check if whatever plant Jade brought in this time was poisonous.

Staring down the barrel of a gun as a drunken fool attempts to rob this lovely sanctuary, putting on headphones and hiding in the back to tune out the sickening snap of each of the same fool’s bones.

In this Bathypelagic zone, you have begun to glow.

But does that same glow not attract other predators? A small shrimp in comparison to the unseen giants of the sea?

And Jade Leech is, ultimately, selfish. He wants that light for his own. Not just to remember it, but never have the need to do so.

A light, a light just for him in this abyss we call home.

The longest Moray eels are the Thyrsoidea macrurus. They grow to 3.5 meters, or 11.5 inches, but the largest ever recorded is 3.94 meters, or 13 feet. The largest shrimp? Penaeus monodon, 2.5 meters, or 10 inches.

No matter how big you may grow, he has just that extra inch or three, its far more than enough.

Enough for him to be one step ahead.

Enough to wrap himself around each part of your life.

Enough to suffocate any chance of escape.

Enough to keep that light for himself, Keep it hidden from all those grasping for it, so he may never lose the memory of it.

But don’t worry, no matter how hard times may get, the Nightfall will never go out of business. Although it may be relocated to Octavinelles headquarters.

(AGAIN SORRY FOR THE FACT IT LONG AF BUT HERE YOU GO!!! ENJOY!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!)

-BLUE / CHE’NYA NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE ANON

WE’RE MOOTS NOW YOU CAN’T ESCAPE- let me crawl into your nostrils and like roam around your brain because how are you always cooking???? You go HARD in my inbox every time holy shit-

You’re moots with me now you can’t run. :)))

ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS??? Omg you didn’t have to- HEJWJWJWKWKHEJWJW

HEKWKWKWKWK HELP MY MORE FREQUENTLY WRITTEN CHARACTERS WKSNSKSKW HELP CATER AS THE NUMBER ONE??? CATER??? Pls you have to believe me Blue ( do you want me to call you that? Pronouns and preferred nickname pls!) I am so normal about him BUT NIGHTFALL AU THAT WAS AWHILE AGO AHAHAHAHAH-

THE MEMORIES??? HIM TAKING A PHOTO EVERYDAY IN CASE ONE DAY YOU AREN’T AROUND TO SEE HIM ANYMORE?? HIM JUST DANCING AROUND THE COUNTER AND GETTING LIKE BLACK COFFEE EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING…. Imagine if he tries to order something cute and the cafe owner gives him a coffee instead because like they’re so used to his normal order like-

Hkwkwkkwkskwkw BUT THIS WAS SO SWEET WTF… MEMORIES IM CRYING SOBBING CLAWING AT THIS MAN RAH-

LILIA JUST FULL OUT CONFESSING AND PROPOSING WITH A SONG USED IN A HORROR MOVIE??? THAT’S SO LIKE HIM VAMPY GUY WHAT THE FUCK-

THE WAY IT’S KIND OF SINISTER AND LIKE SWEET AT THE SAME TIME??? Bro what do you mean half crazy. You should be insane. Depraved. You can’t live without mc, go insane/j

HE WOULD RAZE A CITY FOR MC??? BRO LITERALLY IS SO WHIPPED. MC WANT A MARRIAGE? A CARRIAGE? BRO IS INSANE THE BLOOD SMEAR WAS SUCH A PERFECT TOUCH IM SCREAMINH CRYING ON MY KNEES OH MY GODS.

AND JADE??? JADE MF??? BRO??? THE WAY HES SLOWLY APPROACHING, BRO WAS LIKE A HUNTER ON THE HUNTER, SLOWLY GETTING MC ACCUSTOMED TO THE BLOOD THE GORE… THE WAY HE’S JUST SO SLYLY THERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I’M GOING TO SCREAM

THE WAY MC IS HIS LIGHT??? HIS LIGHT??? INSANEEEEEE SCREAMING CRYING BITTING THIS FIC. THE WAY HE HAS HEADPHONES TO NOT HEAR THE GUY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM GOING INSANE BRO CAN JUST LIKE HAVE MC ALL TO HIMSELF I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SM

DO NOR APOLOGISE FOR THE LENGTH IM GOING INSANE THANK YOU😭😭😭🙏🙏 PLS FEEL FREE TO CHAT WITH ME ANY TIME WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS COOKING BLUE??? HSIEOWOW ALSO ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR ME LESGO: (no pressure)

1. Preferred name and pronouns

2. Fav twst characters and why (ramble. Go insane I need to hear this)

3. Favourite twst fit of all time and why-

4. NAME YOUR FAVOURITE CANDY OF ALL TIME. THIS IS CRUCIAL.

Bro got beat up with 100k Gold thingamabobs that shit gotta HURT

The bling bout to add some swing to that punch

kalim has this bracelet on his left hand and a bunch of dangles on his right but i can't even imagine being sucker punched with those on the face. let alone REPEATEDLY like brotha eugh being beaten up with some shingalingngaling

A Picture of Eula I took!

Probably one of my proudest photos, It came out so well!

Idk how to add a watermark, so please don’t steal it, I guess? Love y’all!

JFJYNKKF THIS IS SO AMAZING!

Im glad you’re enjoying my Che’nya discourse nonsense!

You can just call me Blue btw!

Blue, The Alice in Wonderland expert (and Che’nya enthusiast :)

Random thought, but y’know how with some of the extra character event cards (ex: Rollo), its said their a transfer, or something of the sort?

Imagine if we got a Che’nya card with that idea.

Che’nya as Ramshackles Vice Housewarden, Ramshackle being the true cat dorm.

(Riddles gonna kill us for letting his chaotic childhood friend on campus in a rule abiding way)

Imagine how terrifying it would be to live with him though. You never know when this man is gonna pop up out of thin air to scare the living shit out of you.

Like you’re just opening the fridge, and Che’nyas disembodied head and hands are just….in there?!? Eating the leftovers?!?

Or just on the couch and you feel something on your shoulder, you turn, nothing there, this repeats for hours until you get up to yell at him, and theres nothing there, and you can only hear his voice laughing.

Or you wake up and just two bright yellow glowing cat eyes are staring at you from the ceiling.

Or like

“Che’nya, can you do your chore- DON’T YOU TELEPORT AWAY-“

“Please stop terrorizing Grim, he set the couch on fire.”

“Che’nya, why is Riddle at the door claiming you stole Heartstabyls fri—CHE’NYA HOW DID YOU EVEN— THE WHOLE FUCKING FRIDGE?! -oh my god he’s gonna kill us.”

“If I find one more random body part of yours floating around the house I swear to god.”

Just some thoughts I suppose!

Have a Great Day/ Night!

HI! Che’nya Anon (not so much anymore, I have chosen to reveal myself in an attempt at confidence). Here! AGAIN. SORRY.

Remember how we mentioned darker fic ideas?. Well I just realized something.

It is completely and totally possible for Che’nya to be around someone invisibly 24/7.

Footsteps? Just Fly.

Someone or Something walking/heading straight in his direction? Pop off limbs and move around it.

Doors or Locks? Teleportation. Or fly through a chimney or vent if you’re feeling silly.

I got this idea from how he so conveniently shows up out of nowhere the second MC and Co. needed a lead in taking down Riddle

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Also semi- unrelated, but I noticed every single chapter name tries to rhyme itself with the one before or after it.

Also did you know in the end scene in the original Alice in Wonderland, when she’s running through the tunnel that suspiciously has the Cheshire cats colors and stripes, the Cheshire Cat is the only one NOT present in trying to chase her to keep her in Wonderland?

Plus, In “Into the Looking Glass.”, We see the Cheshire cat has the powers of Shapeshifting into other people, so who’s to say it was really Silver that Mickey saw..?

Quick fun fact before I go: Did you know the “Grinning like a Cheshire Cat” and its method of disappearing (Tail first, then body, then Grin) is based off an old Cheese Trend in Cheshire England?

Also “Mad as a Hatter” comes from the fact many Hatters (Hat Makers) at the time worked with Mercury, of which its poisoning drove them insane :)

Anyway, Toodles!

Have a Great Day/Night!

CHE’NYA ANON REVEAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

HIII NICE TO MEET YOU AHAHEKWKWKWK do you have any name you’ll like me to address you as? Or I don’t mind calling you Che’nya’s… I mean Che’nya Anon-

More Che’nya discussion… man I’m starting to have a thing for this man- BUT OH MY GOD INVISIBLE 24/7??? WITH NO DRAWBACKS???? SCIENTISTS HATE THIS MAN!!!!! HE ROLLS HIS HEAD ON THEIR OVERBLOT RESEARCH AND TELEPORTS AWAY LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

You dissected the Heartsabyul chapter. Ate and left no CRUMBS!!!!!! You’re the Alice in wonderland expert my goodness…. But Che’nya being able to teleport you wherever you want to go is an idea.

Him trapping you in a wonderland of his own making, where every door you fling open, every window you clamber out of, even the air ducts you squeeze your way in…. All end up coming back to him.

Where are you going, sweetheart? Scampering around like a cute lil’ hamster, desperately trying to escape from this twisted wonderland. Che’nya just thinks it’s so adorable, the way you have such futile hopes about your plan working this time.

He allows a little slip up or two, just to give you some hope. Let you feel the sun’s warmth on your cheeks once more… before his arms slip around your waist, dragging you back into his stifling embrace. There’s nothing more satisfying then watching the hope drain from your expression, replaced by your quivering lips, your devastated face.

Aw, why do you look so disappointed, sweetheart? Che’nya told you he’ll find you in the end, didn’t he? Have you had enough fun with your little games? Gotten everything out of your system?

Good, good. Now, both of you should be heading home.

No matter where you run off to, or how wildly you struggle, it’s not as if you could hurt Che’nya anyways. You’re simply a hamster stuck in a cage, running circles around the same four walls. Again, and again, and again.

Well, not that Che’nya minds too much. It’ll be a little boring without your escapes. It serves as a form of entertainment for him, if nothing else.

But at the end of the day, when you’re exhausted from the fight, when you just collapse into his arms…. Che’nya’s a little more fond of that pathetic, adorable you.

I agree, one, because his appearance is not like he’s a little kid, and Its noted by himself and other characters that yes, he has a youthful appearance, but not so much so that people think it all to unbelievable for him to be a Third Year, and the non-fae 3rd years are around 18-19 if I’m not wrong?

Two, like you pointed out, its more of a gag then anything else.

I think they created that gag on the fact if they were talking a Bat in inspiration with his character design, then a shorter than average height, smaller head, and bigger, wider eyes was inevitable, which are both commonly used design traits for more youthful characters, and since he’s literally the oldest in the original playable cast, so they probably thought it would be a fun joke.

I’ve also noticed it’s used as a plot piece to have the other characters not believe his age even if told. I can’t remember if it was Trey or Lilias Vignette but their working together on a history project, and Lilia basically does the equivalent of drop several years worth of forgotten history about it, and directly references that he is really fucking old, and Trey basically just goes “Haha sure you are Lilia. Where did you learn all that?”

It’s actually pretty clever on his part, because by doing this, the other characters don’t question if he’s actually the age he’s supposed to be, even when he’s he’s so oddly mature and knowledgeable about things way before that time. They’re just like “Hahaha yea Lilia just likes acting old as a joke, he’s a huge history buff. Theres literally no way he’s 500+”

As someone who is recently 18 with extreme babyface and a short height, I too am not above using it for mild gain in certain situations and let me tell you, I’ve gotten away with CRAZZZY shit, so I can verify the effectiveness of this method.

Not too recently because I am a hobbit most of the time, but there have been alot of times I snuck into places by saying my parents were in there, gotten to eat off the kids menu ( ONLY BECAUSE WHY THE F**K CAN ONLY LITTLE KIDS ORDER CHICKEN TENDERS THATS STUPID??) or waiting for a family to pass and rush up so they hold the door so I can get into hotel members club rooms and shit.

I successfully infiltrated the rich (a yacht club) with this method while my actual dad was literally a block away talking with some relatives.

(I got bored and Free Food is Free Food ok.)

Anyway, shOtocon is entirely different in this regard. Their designs are deliberately made childlike and s*xualized, and use the “oh their 5000+” as a built in excuse more than a gag or plot device. Theres also often no world build or plot based reason for it either, and the purpose the character serves in the story can usually very easily be replaced by a full grown adult.

It’s just there because the creators are unfortunately either creeps, or hoping to monetize off creeps.

Sorry I yap alot but IN CONCLUSION I AGREE WITH YOU. I’m not really a romanticizer so i’m more going entirely off logic here! Correct me on anything if needed :D

Is it weird that I don't see people liking Lilia romantically as strange people? I mean yeah, he looks like a kid but I feel like throughout the whole story, he's a full grown adult and I mean LITERALLY.

He has taken care of two kids and been to war. He still mentors his kids too.

I feel like him looking like a kid is more of a funny gag rather than how the usual anime media does with their 5000 year old kid looking demon girls. He's like one of the characters that make it at least funny and not sexualized.

I'm not defending sh0tac0n or anything like that. I just feel like the trope of having a child looking 30000 year old grandpa would work so much if it was just for comedy and not for people's disgusting desires for children.

The first years are the friend group equivalent of chaotic tumblr posts. I shall not elaborate any further.

The Kids you’re thinking of are Lock, Shock, and Barrel! Their names refer to how they each died :(

(Locked in a freezer, electrocuted, trapped in a barrel and thrown into a river to drown)

They call Santa Claus “Mr Sandy Claws” , and If twst don’t use that for Leona in this event, I will be disappointed beyond repair. It’s too perfect.

Those three lil kids that kidnap Santa in ‘nightmare before Christmas “ fit the triplets!

But I could see them as adeuce+grim

This is a joke please don’t hurt me

Azul needs to die

I’m just thinking, like, with Jade and Azul being the top two..

Imagine both your housewarden and Vice Housewarden constantly say “Oh my..” every other goddamn sentence but not even in surprise but just to be an asshole.

You cannot tell me that the Octavinelle students and (after the events of book 3) Ace, Deuce and Yuu don’t have an inside joke about that somehow.

Azul is the only person in Octavinelle not aware of it, mostly because Jade finds it funny to watch people freak out when he shows up behind them mid-referencing it, so he actively gaslights Azul into thinking its just mass dorm habit.

But seriously if someone said “Oh my” in the tone its implied Jade uses for that every third sentence I would actually tweak.

おや (oya) is an interjection that can mean things like “well!” or “oh my!” in English, to express slight surprise, and some characters in Twst repeat it often as a verbal tic.

Jade repeats it at least 96 times throughout the main story/vignettes/events.

Other characters who will often say "oya" are:

・Azul (83 times)

・Rook (73 times)

・Malleus (19 times)

・Fellow (18 times)

・Riddle (16 times)

・Lilia (15 times)

・Crowley (12 times)

・Idia, Rollo, Marja (4 times)

・Trein and Leona (2 times)

・Jamil and Ortho (once each, though Leona, Jamil and Ortho are speaking in a mocking way when they do so)

・It is also occasionally repeated by ghosts, Sam, and unnamed characters.

Since Y’all liked the last one, heres something somewhat similar:

TWST Characters as funny / random ass moments with my friends/family

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Ace : A good friend of mine made an entire Cards against Humanity Deck including us, and we played it at like 4 am.

Also, one of my closest childhood friends of now 11 years, the way we first met was he insulted me, and then thirty minutes later I peeked at his notebook while he was drawing (our beds were next to eachother) recognized Sans from a meme, and then managed to bullshit through an entire conversation about Undertale without him suspecting I didn’t know what the hell I was talking about.

I made a joke about it a little less then a year ago, thinking he knew by now, but no. He looks at me and the conversation goes:

“Are you telling me our entire first interaction was you just fucking improvising through a discussion of a fandom you didn’t know shit about?”

“Wait you didn’t know?”

“NO?!”

“You genuinely believed that I knew what I was talking about then for 10 years?!?”

“Surprisingly, yes.”

Deuce: I was biking with my sister, and she accidentally biked straight into a fucking lake. Also when my dad looked me dead in the eye after receiving one of my graded tests and goes

“How the fuck do you answer Maine four times on different questions and be wrong for all four times.”

Bonus Adeuceyuu combo: Me and two of my childhood friends once linked together to grab something we saw in a river, turns out it was just a broken fishing rod.

Also another on me and the above two friends meeting: The first thing one of them did was insult me, and I genuinely have zero memory of how I met the other.

Basically, we met at a sleepaway camp as kids, and for some reason, our sleepaway camp had some wackass shit, but one of them was this game. I don’t remember the name of it, but you had to go in groups of 3-4 and tie ribbons around each staff tent/cabinside without getting caught (and keep in mind each campsite and Cabins were very spread apart) at midnight, and the first to return to the cafeteria, where the staff were waiting, and did so after tying them all, on won.

Kids age 12-17, in the middle of fuck knows where in the woods Long Island, running around in the dark unsupervised with only any light bringing items they brought themselves.

So me, and we’ll call them C and M, teamed up. It’d take too long to go into full detail, but it was a very Prologue Mines fused with Camp Vargas core adventure.

Bonus First year gang in general : Me and three friends were waiting for something I genuinely don’t remember in an abandoned dorm area and got extremely bored, and one of them could do a perfect Donald Duck impression, and another a really good goofy, and this somehow led to us having a fake reality tv show verbal bitchfight as Donald, Goofy, Mickey and Minnie for a solid hour. We all regretted not recording it.

Cater: My friend from Wales entirely forgot about the existence of timezones and called me in the middle of my history class. Her ringtone at the time was just a clip of her screaming “Bread”.

How my teacher didn’t figure out who’s phone it was is beyond me.

Trey : Made Russian Roulette Spilt Cupcakes for a large group of my friends, and one is allergic to strawberries, while another’s favorite is, so I very specifically placed the strawberry filled one on the complete other side of the table with the intention of slipping it in after she picked her two.

Some fucking how, she ended up with the Strawberry one, which I had tied with a bow (basically the ones with bows mean they contain an allergen, and the color is the allergen. Ex: Strawberry was BRIGHT FUCKING PINK.) I’m to this day not exactly sure how, but my best guess is she traded hers with whoever originally got the Strawberry one before we ate.

Luckily, I told her partner, who had been my baking partner in crime and convinced me to add in the strawberry after I said it might be a bad idea, to bring two epi pens just incase.

Riddle : I am around 5’3, and I had a friend (?) who was 6’2-3 in middle school. We had almost the blatant definition of a Floyd and Riddle Dynamic, but he’d out of the blue be extremely sweet to me (kinda like that comic in the anthology), only on days I was going through shit. When I tell you I genuinely thought I was hallucinating when he did though-

Also, I yelled at him for nailing, yes, NAILING, a flag on the ceiling reading :”el sábado es para los chicos” (Saturday is for the boys) In the fucking Spanish classroom. Since nobody was as tall as him and the janitors didn’t notice it, it was there for like a week.

Che’nya : My friend and I have an ongoing inside joke where whenever we spot the other through a window in the hallway, we text the other “behind you” or “to your__”

Leona : I brought a pillow with a silk pillow case (gift from my mom) to a sleepover once, and my friend went “You trust leaving me in the room with this?” and I genuinely responded “Its a pillow, why wouldn’t I trust you.” entirely forgetting that Silk can be pretty expensive.

I felt so bad bro.

Ruggie : My friend once dared me to get a one plate of everything during a party. I misinterpreted this and brought a mostly to full plate of each thing, including water bottles.

Turns out they meant balance one of everything on a single plate.

I did not, infact, return the seven brownies, four cupcakes, two cookies, twelevish tangerines, popcorn and god knows how many grapes, but everything else was returned or snatched by friends.

Jack: My friend was throughly convinced she knew where she was going when we got lost outside at one of the biggest malls in fucking America, and we ended up walking a good 4/6th of the perimeter before finding the target (the store, we were still fucking lost) , which we called her mom to pick us up at.

Bonus: My friend, a few dormmates and I were at Starbucks and this random woman comes up to my friend and goes “Hey, they got my order wrong, want my drink?” and I was literally trying to give him this face of “BAD IDEA”. Yea so he ignored the obvious and drank the whole fucking thing and was bouncing off the walls for the rest of the day. (This one could also work for Jamil I suppose.)

Floyd : I was once walking with a friend of mine and jokingly said Trees are giant salads.

This motherfucker breaks off a branch of the nearest tree, takes a fatass bite, drops it, and goes “I want a refund.”

Jade : Randomly got interrogated my mushroom hunters—-

(I kind you the fuck not, MUSHROOM. HUNTERS. Basically, they go out to hunt/find/ forage for rare mushrooms. Atleast thats what they told us?! I wasn’t paying much attention, I was busy petting their dog tbh)

—While camping, my friend and I had zero clue what they were talking about, so she just pointed in a random direction and they thanked us and left.

The same friend also introduced me to mica, but always called them Mermaid Scales, and we more than once walked around in the water looking for them, I was the only one that would literally stop mid-trail to pick some up though. I have a massive collection.

Also she never let me live down the fact I once trapped myself in my tent with fucking dental floss overnight just to see if I could, then couldn’t undo it in the morning, and our adult / guide / trying to keep us alive person had to cut me out with a knife.

Azul : This one very specific time as a kid I was talking to two identical twins, who were standing on each side of me, wearing the same outfits but color reversed, and nearly had an internal breakdown trying to remember which was which, so I just did verbal gymnastics around using their names.

We later literally spent two hours fighting for ours lives together and I shit you not I STILL COULDNT REMEMBER THEIR FUCKING NAMES.

Kalim : Went shopping with my badass grandma and somehow left with a Second Hand Valentino (the brand) dress for $50 and a free bracelet one of the employees gave me because ….I actually don’t know.

Also, I got trapped on a really high up indoor water slide with my sister because the water entirely stopped (we learned later the water machine tied to that ride blew up) , and where we were was like a weird slope like between two drops. We couldn’t get back up, and going down was too risky without water bcs we could go splat.

There was like a window ish on the ride, so like a smart 8 year old, I start calling for help at the top of my lungs. My sister (10) also did this. There was this guy who I guess heard us that we nicknamed Chad because he looked like the most stereotypical 2000’s beach movie love interest lifeguard and was dramatically looking around for where the voices were coming from but NEVER LOOKED UP??

Anyway, My sister got us out in the end because she found a hatch and managed to open it, and I shit you not there was a spiral staircase with a gigantic fucking sign reading “DO NOT CLIMB STAIRCASE.”

So obviously, my sister chucks me across the gap onto the staircase and then jumps over herself, and we end up spending another 40 minutes after that fiasco trying to find our parents while i’m pretty sure Chad was trying to find us.

After the 40 minutes we just assumed we were now orphans and went back to where we left our keycard and low and behold our parents had just come back from wherever they had fucked off to.

Also Chad found us and felt super bad, and bought us a smore cake?!? Someone throw him back in time to be his destined role as an extra in Teen Beach Movie. The cake was great though, but that was one hell of an 8th birthday lmao.

Jamil : My friend from India (jokily) Divorced me after my dumbass asked her if Chai was an ingredient used in Chai Tea.

Spoiler Alert : Chai IS THE TEA. Apparently, asking for Chai Tea is the equivalent of saying “Can I have some Tea Tea please.”

Yea safe to say I felt real stupid in that moment.

Epel : My sister once locked me in the bathroom so she could test her new makeup on me. She left for one second and I kid you not I snuck out of the window.

Random bonus : Me and my cousins for some reason ended up roughhousing outside after one of our older cousins weddings, and I judo flipped a whole ass 17 year old man at age 12 and I felt so powerful in that moment.

Also If you saw about the ranch in the previous post, me that gang had an anonymous cookie provider who would leave us two tins of fresh cookies every day around 12ish pm, usually behind the kitchen or outside the equipment shack.

Yes, we tried to catch them once, No, we didn’t succeed. Also nobody wanted to risk loosing cookie privileges, so we didn’t try again.

Rook: Once scared the living shit out of my online friend by texting him “I am now several miles closer to your location.” . He lives in South America, and I happened to be in Florida with a friend, so I thought i’d be funny.

Vil : I was going to a cosplay convention with a friend, and instead of bringing like a normal amount of makeup, my indecisive ass brought basically a whole suitcase worth of it.

Also won a costume competition at my boarding school for Halloween, and wasn’t even aware there was a competition until the year after, when a good half or more of my dormmates asked me to do their makeup because they’d heard I was really good at it.

Idia: Ok, so, long story, but my friend invited me and two mutual friends to see Sweeney Todd on Broadway w/ the og cast. However, I was the only one who didn’t know we were going anywhere, because he thought his mom told my dad we were going to see Sweeney Todd, while my dad thought my friend told me, but also he was suspiciously alluding to it, maybe unintentionally

So I show up in a blue hoodie with a bad pun on it, mildly ripped sweatpants, mismatched socks and bright rainbow crocs. Not very “going to watch a musical about cannibalism and Serial Killers” attire. But it gets worse.

So around the 3/4ths into the first act is when I usually get snacks at musicals or plays, since they’re usually just finished setting up and theres no line, so I’m in and out and don’t miss much.

Well, I did that as usual, and its important to know we had front row balcony seats, because…

I slipped on my friends playbill on the way to my seat, and my fucking left croc went flying down into the seats below us, and hit an older woman in the head right at Sweeney did the first oofing, and the stage lights go red for a moment in this scene.

I felt so bad, and was literally too embarrassed to go get the shoe myself, so one of my friends got it for me. Apparently the lady thought it was somewhat funny (thank fucking goodness)

Ortho : My sister and I were biking once, and found out some reason the coats we had (school merch from field day I think). had the biggest fucking hidden pockets known to man.

So the next time we went out, she for some reason decided to put our dads entire laptop in there.

Also bonus: My friend once invited me over to their house to help with their costume, and when I came over, the costume was literally a gigantic trash can. No, not the actual object, They were literally making a giant trashcan costume.

I helped but still remained mildly confused in the process.

Malleus : I had a good friend who lived next to a graveyard, and sometimes we would just go on nice walks in the graveyard.

Lilia: Another Wilderness one: We were making Pasta, and one of the guys in our group was playing with a large thing of moss, tripped, and the moss got into the fucking pasta.

One guide said “Nature Consequence, we can still eat it” while the other screamed they were going to get fired.

Also, me and a friend were singing bo-burnham on a hike, and for some reason we had this stupid ass idea of making a fake fishing rod called…..

“The Child Catcher.”

(The irony ony of us both being 14 at the time so technically we were children)

We found a good fishing rod like stick and a vine, tied a vine on, and I kid you not we carried that thing for MILES. We also made a fork with a flatly shaped stick and a rock named Reddie.

Yea living in the woods does somethin to ya I gotta say.

Bonus: One of my childhood friends had a very giant dog, and one time we had a sleepover, she was laying infront of the other side of the door when we woke , and because of the way the door was, we couldn’t get through.

So my genius solution was to climb out the window (this was on the second floor) , Cha-Cha real smoothed to the nearest other window, go through there, and lure the dog away with a treat.

It worked.

Silver: Went to this make your own dipped popsicle thing with a good friend of mine, and watched in pure horror as she got a mango popsicle dipped in dark chocolate and rolled in fruity pebbles.

Another one: I was at a Sleepover and there was this tent like thing that was meant for tiny people (aka me, not really it was for toddlers but I was small enough to fit at the time), and at some point in the middle of the night, someone tripped on the tent and it entirely collapsed on me, and not only did I sleep through it, I ended up being the last person to wake up because they all saw the tent collapsed and assumed I was already awake.

Also I was camping once and I rolled away from my tarp and somehow down a road, and my friend said when she found me there was just several butterflies and caterpillars on me. I originally didn’t know but I found a caterpillar on my head that morning and apparently it was poisonous (I was fine and I named him Bob)

Sebek: I was in an escape room with some friends, and I discovered that a key we had gotten in the very beginning worked on another lock, so I did that, and later one of my loud friends finds a key and is SPIRALING because she can’t find what it unlocks for like 30 minutes, and after several minutes I realized, unintentionally slammed my hand on a desk and screamed “OH SHIT.” with zero context.

That experience was actually my first time in a escape room with friends, and not my family or a bunch of drunk strangers in suits + my concerned mother.

Second years : My friends in the priorly mentioned group consisted of who I’ll call N, who was doing 70% of the work, we had R, who was angrily searching for the lock to the key, we had T, the birthday boi, who was randomly making jokes about the 1930s, S, who genuinely forgot he had a key item in his pocket, and A, who dramatically serenaded the paintings after misinterpreting a clue and me, who kept accidentally unlocking shit ahead of time.

Third Years: Prior to the other mentioned event, we had gone to a small improv event that ended up being just us, and the poor guy running it kept giving us scenarios and random conditions which we would absolutely make the craziest shit from.

If I remember correctly, one of the skits was we were supposed to be a school board, and the condition was when someone said an idea, you had to say yes.

The result? a organ harvesting business thats front was a school, and everytime someone got detention, one organ of theirs was sold, and the funds went into funding the biogenetically engineered creation of Hatsune Miku and Cat Boys.

For some reason this skit also led somehow into atomic glitter and cocaine missiles, selling souls on Ebay with express shipping, using Sephora Products and Instagram to spread our propaganda, making meme complications of our crimes, and nuking the Bermuda Triangle.

Ask no questions because I have no answers.

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Yea thats it for now! Enjoy!

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