YOU CANNOT PLAY SOFT MUSIC WHILE IMPLYING THAT WILSON PREFERS HOUSE’S COMPANY OVER HIS WIFE’S ON

guys whenever I take my birth control it makes me feel like house when he pops a vicodin

I always do his lil sigh of relief after too 💔

robert sean leonard doesn’t get enough love. that man is so hot. i need him carnally.

the kicked puppy face house always does when he gets in trouble for medical malpractice is so fucking funny to me

you kidnapped a man to do surgery on him why do you look like that

“I need a drink for this” this but with music. I NEED my headphones, blasting music in my ear to get to the post office. I NEED them even though it’s just a five minute walk to my destination. I just can’t go anywhere without music.

literally give me ONE chance with either of them

or both 🤤🤤

based on that one image on twt idk Sorry...

Girls don't want money, girls want Robert Sean Leonard as James Wilson

get you a man who'd lie to the cops about your forgery to obtain narcotics

how did the writers of house do that. how did they make the queerest, deepest, oddest, gayest, weirdest relationship ever. how. house and wilson are so, so, them. i havent seen ANYBODY able to replicate that vibe, that,, 'im straight, but gay, also this is my husband' vibe. its, like, impossible yet so there in housemd.

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.