All Your Stuffed Animals Love You. They're Not Sad If They're In A Box, Or On The Floor, Or Not Held/played

draw your fave wrestler like this

cant believe i havent seen this on here yet

Say “healing your inner child” and no one bats an eye say “age regression” and society goes wild…SOCIETY

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Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

"The next extermination would be something like this"

Ref: amphibia s2 the last episode

Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease