Wait, So You’re Telling Me Today’s The 4th? What’s Next, The 5th? The Minor Fall? The Major Lift?

what they don’t tell you about uncluttering your countertops/tables/general spaces is you’ll think it’s dumb as hell & allow it to all pile up because the idea of organizing and removing shit is daunting but once you do it and step back and See how things look without clutter you will feel as though you just snorted a line.

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

i do think merlin and arthur had the perfect dynamic. an episode would end with arthur being like merlin you're my closest friend and confidante and the greatest man i've ever met. and merlin would be like i'd kill and die for you we are two sides of the same coin. and then you'd start the next episode and it would begin with arthur smacking merlin upside the head and calling him an ugly peasant and merlin calling arthur a fat idiot.

abled strangers stop asking disabled people why they're disabled challenge

when you’re obsessed with character coding dc comics is free real estate ask me about the autistic coded characters ask me about the history of queercoding and how it ties into dc ask me about trans coding as it pertains to secret identities i beg of you i am fascinated

im a violent dog and i know exactly why i bite

Thespius paper doll for @binksart's Thespius fashion zine! This is a collab with the wonderful @malartsorte, who approached me with this frankly genius idea, and since I love the concept of paper dolls I jumped in pretty much immediately. Can you believe we did all of that in less than six days, I'm so proud of us \o/

I drew Thespius, Sorte drew all the Click Clacks, and we each drew several outfits (if you're curious, Sorte's are the ones with the most intricate details~) and accessories that we swapped for colouring :>

By the way, here is a google drive link with the files in high res (including a transparent version) so you can play with it if you want to! Download it, print it out, colour it, etc.! Have fun!! :D

Just after dusk the birds go silent.

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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

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me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful: