I’m Fast As FUCK On My Forearm Crutches, Y’all Should See Me I’m Fuckin SPEEDY, I’m ZOOMING You

getting what you deserve

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Shoutout to people who relapse quick.

Shoutout to people who try to recover, but it doesn’t ever last long.

Shoutout to the people who want to get better, but they’re struggling to start.

I see so many people comforting those far into recovery who’ve relapsed, saying that it is a normal part of recovery and they will be okay. Which is completely true! But I rarely see that same energy for people who haven’t been clean for long or who relapse often.

It’s hard to get your footing in recovery. Wanting to get better and taking steps to get better are two very different things; one much harder than the other.

Even a quickly failed attempt at recovery is something worth celebrating.

Trying to recover, knowing you probably won’t stay clean for long, and still deciding to try again is something impressive.

The only consistent trait in recovery from anything is relapsing at least once. If you don’t relapse, then you haven’t done the work to heal the cause of your destructive behavior. Relapse is integral to healing.

While it is ideal that these relapses are few and far between, that is something that is just unattainable for some.

I often see comments on tiktok that talk about how annoying it is when someone says “one second clean” or something along those lines, but I couldn’t disagree more. I am such a strong believer that every single second you aren’t acting on self destructive impulses is an accomplishment.

Especially if you’re actively resisting that behavior.

Relapse is normal in recovery. That includes relapses that happen after months of being clean, and relapses that happen within hours of being clean. While you should always strive to go longer and longer without relapsing, any amount of time spent not relapsing is something to be proud of.

Intent matters. Wanting to get better matters, even if you aren’t making much progress, is something to celebrate. Strive to be better, but don’t forget the little victories along the way.

what they don’t tell you about uncluttering your countertops/tables/general spaces is you’ll think it’s dumb as hell & allow it to all pile up because the idea of organizing and removing shit is daunting but once you do it and step back and See how things look without clutter you will feel as though you just snorted a line.

stop normalizing ai use in fandom 👎

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

I love the whole 'Jason and Damian met in the LOA and are brothers and the batfam doesn't find out until Red Hood shows up and Damian acts all friendly' schtick, but I think people fail to see the comedic potential of the dynamic of 'Jason and Damian met in the LOA and are brothers and the batfam doesn't find out until Red Rood shows up and Damian just gets immediately pissed'.

Damian's trying to settle into his life at the manor but then during patrol Red Hood makes his debut and he just lets out the most dramatic groan because he knows Jason's only here to start shit

the others being so confused because this is the most emotion Damian has ever shown other than genuine murderous intent, and also Red Hood keeps laughing at Robin in pure glee???

Jason causes trouble and fights with the rest of the batfam and they're all literally so confused because why does Red Hood try to shoot them when every time he comes across Damian all he does is call him short, trip him up and throw animal crackers at him.

Jason literally only came back to Gotham to cross 'become a crime lord' off his bucket list and piss off his little brother and Damian is. so tired.

more on tim being a bird

the bats have titled Tim's sleeping habits "nesting" when he does actually take yhe time to nap. he likes to be cozy

Y'know what Danny Phantom really missed an opportunity to have one of the characters say "I'll do X when pigs fly" and then just have them stare in silence as a ghost pig immediately floats across the background and then look at the camera and really cheerfully go "sold!"

Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

redemption haircut gang