OKAY I Just Read This Fic And Im Going Slightly Insane Over It!!! It Was So Good

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

Ochako saved Toga the only way she knew how.

Deku saved Tomura the only way he knew how...?😅

“why do i feel like shit today” says the guy with chronic pain & fatigue for the 10000th day in a row

Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*

Jason: wait. Is that Tim?

Dick: omg it's Timmy!

Tim, on a date with Bernard:

Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?

Tim: *dead inside*

It's time to play! Playing can be hard as a little - have you ever felt like trying to play feels like doing a puzzle without all the pieces? 🧩

Sometimes, getting into that super-duper fun headspace for playtime can be as tricky as finding the perfect spot for your favorite teddy bear at bedtime! 🧸

But guess what? You're not alone on this adventurous journey of imagination! That's why we've got something extra special just for you! 🎉 Welcome to "Let's Make…", our new play inspiration series where every adventure begins with a sprinkle of imagination and a dash of creativity! 🎨✨ Let's get started! 🚀

🌟 Attention, little architects! Todays super fun activity is for you! 🌟 Get ready to unleash your creativity and build your very own bustling city from recycled materials! ♻️🏙️ Gather up cardboard boxes, toilet paper rolls, and anything else you can find – the sky's the limit! 🌈✨ Use scissors, glue, paint, glitter, fabric and lots of colorful markers to transform those everyday items into skyscrapers, houses, and roads. 🏠🚗

Let your imagination run wild and tell us what super-duper cool things you'll add to your recycled city! 🌆🌈

the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

Zine Topic/Subject/Focus Ideas (brainstorming):

Favorite family recipes (one recipe per zine? hand drawn illustrations of steps/ingredients; include personal stories/memories about the recipe)

"Wanted" posters (hand drawn "Wanted" posters of things I want in the moment I create the zine; ex. cup of coffee, peace of mind, time machine, my missing "marbles", etc...)

"Unwanted" posters (similar to "Wanted" posters idea, but things i don't want; ex. mosquitoes, 90 degree F days in September, car problems, Donald Trump on my news feed)

"Static in my Head" (smaller collections of black and white abstract art similar to my "Static in my Head" sketchbook, but released as a series)

identity reveals are always fun

Sherlock Holmes receiving a case from a working class girl who is slightly suspicious of her employer: "I need you to understand that Watson and I are ready to drop everything at a moment's notice if you ever feel uncomfortable in any way."

Sherlock Holmes receiving a case from a literal king who pays a thousand pounds upfront: "Ughhh fine, but get to the point already 🙄"