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AAAAAA IM SO HAPPY THERE ISNT ENOUGH MONTY FICS IN THE WORLD THE WRITING ON THIS WAS AMAZING I LOVED IT SM!!!

One Kiss is All it Takes (Monty Gator x Reader oneshot)

You work as a nightguard at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. One night, Monty sends you a message asking for help. Concerned, you make your way to his room to see if he's okay.

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The sound of your boots clunking against the tile echoes throughout the foyer. You lightly hum as you walk, flicking on and off your flashlight just to do something with your hands. Rockstar Row is probably your favourite part of the whole Pizzaplex. With all the beautiful neon signs, you get depressed that most people coming in during the day don’t really get to see them. 

You scan the left wall and observe the greenrooms. It must be frustrating being them- having one of your room’s walls be a pane of glass so that everyone around can look inside like they’re zoo animals. It’s at least… something…that Management gives them a curtain to block outside viewers. 

You pass Freddy and Roxy’s rooms. They thankfully seem too preoccupied with other things to notice. You know you’ll see them later tonight, so you don’t feel that guilty about it.

As soon as you had entered the ‘plex you got a message from Monty. He said he had an “issue” without really explaining what that meant. You placed your bets that he broke his glasses and needs a new pair. It’s happened a few times, but the only difference tonight is that you feel like he could’ve asked dayshift to get them for him. 

Upon walking up to his room you notice an eerie silence. Usually he’s either practicing or breaking things, so the lack of movement makes you a bit nervous. Knock knock “Monty? It’s me, I got your message.” There’s a small shuffle before you can hear the thud of his footsteps getting closer to the door. 

When you see him, an aura of nervousness seems to permiate from him. He always tries to act as confident as possible around you, so the shift is concerning. “Hey, Cher.” You note he still has his glasses which are perfectly intact. Even through their opacity, you can tell he’s not actually looking at you. “Is everything okay?” Your voice goes soft. 

He pauses for a moment before lifting up his right arm, showing you a large hole on his inner forearm. The perimeter of it has a lot of sharp pieces with a bunch of cracks. His hand, too, has been damaged. His thumb barely has casing. “Oh my god, Monty!” Your hands move quickly to the damaged arm and carefully hold it, “What happened!?”

Monty lets out a small, uncomfortable huff. “ ‘T’s not a big deal,” He mumbles, looking as far away from you as he can. “Can you fix it?” 

Your eyebrows furrow at the question. “I-I’m sorry, I’m just a nightguard, I’ve never worked with machinery.” He seems to deflate a bit at this. “I can put in a maintenance request, though.” Quickly, you use your watch to send an email to the people down in Parts ‘n’ Service so they can fix him as soon as they get here in the morning. You feel helpless and like total shit. 

Briefly looking past him, you see his room’s in shambles. You’re surprised, usually he waits until closer to closing before breaking things. He notices and goes to pull his arm away. “Right, well, thanks for-” 

“Hang on-” you cut him off as an idea suddenly comes to mind, “come with me.” Monty looks at you with a confused expression. “..Alright.” 

Hand in hand, you walk him through Rockstar Row and take him down to the utility tunnels. Eventually the two of you come across a First-Aid Station and usher him inside and tell him to sit. “Why’d’ya take me here?” 

“I don’t know anything about machinery, but I’ve patched myself up quite a few times.” You quickly scan for and find a first-aid kit. When searching inside, you see some expired alcohol wipes, a syringe with a numbing agent, and bandage wrap. You shake your head at how awful this would be in case of a human child being injured and grab the bandage wrap. You take the end off of the body and start wrapping his arm with it. “...Cher?” He cocks his head at you. “You know ’m not human, right? I can’t heal.” 

“I know, but I don’t wanna just leave you hurt.” You concentrate on your task, each wrap specifically calculated to ensure there’s enough to cover the wound. Even then there’s barely enough, so unfortunately, his hand remains unbandaged.

“Does it hurt?” Your voice is quiet as you follow along the layers of bandage with the side of your thumb, barely even grazing him. Your eyes meet his. 

Monty holds your gaze for a beat too long before responding. “O-Only when it first happens. Can’t feel it after that.” You squint your eyes; he’s squirming a bit. You take his bandaged arm again and gently place a kiss where the now-covered hole is. If there was a roof on the First-Aid Station, he’d have gone through it. 

“Did I hurt you!?” You yelp as your hands quickly clench and retreat back to your sides. “No, no! I jus’... I didn’t expect that.” He readjusts his glasses and places his hand back down on his leg. Even for a robot his body looks stiff.

“It’s what people tend to do when they patch someone up. I’ve heard when you kiss someone’s wound, it’s much easier for your love to make its way to their heart.” He just stares at you- his jaw repeatedly opening and closing just a smidge each time. His hands begin to slightly tremble as he looks down at the bandage. “Thanks… this’ll tide me over ‘till maintenance comes.” 


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2 months ago
He Can't Talk Rn He's Doing Hot Girl Shit

He can't talk rn he's doing hot girl shit


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7 months ago
Happy Volotober Day 3 I Didn't Have Enough Time To Do A Full Drawing So Have Some Doodles

Happy volotober day 3 I didn't have enough time to do a full drawing so have some doodles

Click for better quality!!


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1 year ago
I Wanted To Draw Them Again But It's Late So I Just Doodled Them In My Simple Style

I wanted to draw them again but it's late so I just doodled them in my simple style

They consume my every waking thought

Click on it for better quality!


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6 months ago

AHHH THIS IS STUNNING!!!!! And his eyes tend to change color based on the lighting, it's very pretty :3

AHHH THIS IS STUNNING!!!!! And His Eyes Tend To Change Color Based On The Lighting, It's Very Pretty
AHHH THIS IS STUNNING!!!!! And His Eyes Tend To Change Color Based On The Lighting, It's Very Pretty
AHHH THIS IS STUNNING!!!!! And His Eyes Tend To Change Color Based On The Lighting, It's Very Pretty
AHHH THIS IS STUNNING!!!!! And His Eyes Tend To Change Color Based On The Lighting, It's Very Pretty
AHHH THIS IS STUNNING!!!!! And His Eyes Tend To Change Color Based On The Lighting, It's Very Pretty

Have some more photos of my beloved little beast (featuring his lovely little wife Lucy too :3)

Foul Little Beast That Starts Drooling Profusely When Pet (his Name Is Tux)
Foul Little Beast That Starts Drooling Profusely When Pet (his Name Is Tux)
Foul Little Beast That Starts Drooling Profusely When Pet (his Name Is Tux)

Foul little beast that starts drooling profusely when pet (his name is tux)

Foul Little Beast That Starts Drooling Profusely When Pet (his Name Is Tux)

this is late but i love u so much tux this beast is so delightful. deep sea creature i think


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2 months ago
It's Generally Ill-advised To Kick Babies. For Various Reasons.
It's Generally Ill-advised To Kick Babies. For Various Reasons.
It's Generally Ill-advised To Kick Babies. For Various Reasons.
It's Generally Ill-advised To Kick Babies. For Various Reasons.
It's Generally Ill-advised To Kick Babies. For Various Reasons.
It's Generally Ill-advised To Kick Babies. For Various Reasons.

It's generally ill-advised to kick babies. For various reasons.


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7 months ago

FEEL FREE TO BOOP SPAM ME GET THE BADGES!!!


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7 months ago

I HAVE FINALLY MASTERED SERAM WRAP. YOU CANNOT BE FEARFUL WHEN HANDLING IT FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER YOU JUST GOTTA RIP AND TEAR WITH FULL STRENGTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

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