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Fuck the military, all my homies hate the military.

I hate the military 💓! Hugs and kisses!

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

Yeah. I did it. And I'd do it again. I will. Be afraid.

My sibling @bugishere gave me permission to post the body pillow design she made me for my bday so yeah. I'm normal about it. Under readmore because frankly, I think if I got suddenly jumpscared by this thing I'd actually fucking die.

Fucker.

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

Everyday I wake up, and my first thought is "Ah Fuck, I'm still alive." And then I have to go do my silly little tasks AGAIN. JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???!?!

It's okay... u can say Frankenstein... I understand...

one thing about me is I will always enjoy a special and miserable little man

GET OUT OF THE ROADDDD

Once in highschool I lent a girl two dollars.

Once, in highschool, I lent a girl two dollars and then she moved away.