I Thought It Said Casserole

Givin' em the ol Rizzle Dizzle

The ol Bapadaboo

Doing the stanky leg

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place

Beyond Birthday's not even a fuckin' name. No I will not take criticism on this post.

Me to my coworker: I'm sorry Gillian, but i really don't want you watch me eat soup and put on ointment like the old lady i am.

My coworker: :(

Wh

What?

I did not remember reblogging this. But apparently I did at some point.

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

have a scrumptious morning my lovely mutuals. the rest of you figure it out

IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE