I Love Informing People That The Song "Macarena" Is About A Girl Named Macarena Who's Implied To Be Sexually

Thank u Hotel California

Bugs n insects...indescribable beauty

Once I invited someone over and she took one step inside, sniffed around, and said "wow. It smells like you in here".

I still don't know if that was a good thing or not.

tooiebugs are out today! tooiebugs are here to play!

Well i mean... It is, but they weren't supposed to know. Stop exposing all of my homoerotic subtext activities, the feds are gonna find o

okay this is REALLY funny actually

Where is

Where is she going?

there she goes

Gender as fuck

Getting cozy by the fire.

Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans

you can only reblog this today