They're Probably Frankensteining It In There Or Something Idk Not My Business

Getting cozy by the fire.

Where is

Where is she going?

there she goes

Can I... Can I have the link?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

Wh-

What's the soda OP?

Me: I will drink a caffeinated beverage on the day I took my adderall, it will not fuck with my sleep at all

Narrator: It did fuck with her sleep at all.

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

I don't CARE what genre your fictional world is, put a talking skeleton in it NOW

There used to be a butcher shop a five minute walk up the street from my house. To communicate how important that is, there is nothing else five minutes from my house.

There is nothing for at least fifteen minutes from my house.

If that butcher shop was still there I could walk up the street and buy a sausage and it would take me five minutes.

But it isn't, so I can't.

Why am I alive at this point, if I can't even walk five minutes and get a sausage.