Sometimes, I'm so glad I have free will
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Day 18 of doodling the beeduo meet up, I,,, this bit from Tommy’s stream was weird so of course I drew it
au where c!ranboo is mute [based off of the designs where he doesn't have a mouth] and c!tommy is attempting to learn asl to understand him.
who again decided that all of us boobs have to share a blog?? i dont want to share a blog with these dumbasses:,]]
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
I hope you fall down the stairs and fracture your tailbone
reminder that a group of people with mostly harmless, non-religious opinions are not comparable to a cult!! especially when some of the people in said group are cult survivors or have other forms of religious trauma!! anti-endos are not “forcing” people to join them, they’re simply stating a group with different opinions are wrong and causing harm to a community
second reminder: EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINIONS AND OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERYONE IS GOING TO AGREE WITH EACHOTHER, DONT CALL ANYONE—TRAUMATISED OR NOT—THAT THEIR OPINION IS “cult behavior”!! AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH YALL??
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Would really love if people could stop alluding to anti endos as being a cult when it’s full of legitimate cult survivors, thanks!
i have a tip for them, DONT!! TORTURE IS NOT QUIRKY, OR FUN. PERMANENTLY AFFECTS YOUR LIFE!!!
sincerely, a programmed system.
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transprogrammer tip: STOP FETISHIZING TORTURE.
hope this helps!
merry christmas
don't you just hate it when your best friend comes back home with some creature he found in the woods ?
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haven't posted in a while LMAOOOO