Behold, My New Favourite Item

I like it when your Pokémon get the zoomies then just conks out.

Someone on Discord said Ace deserved garlic bread…they are absolutely right.

…man now I want garlic bread… 

I just really love the idea that pre-war Bucky just Loves using his mouth on Steve. Or WS Bucky. Or just any Bucky tbh.

When people say "defund the police is too scary" ask them how scary this graphic is and ask if the funding police get correlates to the conditions in the city or if that same money would be better off reallocated to... Let's say a fucking library

Molly's Recurring Wet Dream

I, um, wha, whazz… izzat you, Renee?

“No, sweetie. It’s just another one of your sexy dreams. You remember your sexy dreams, don’t you? You’re always lying in bed, just like you are now, so groggy and sleepy that you can’t really move a muscle because….”

Because I’ve been… hypnotized….

“That’s right! Good girl! Because you’ve been hypnotized. That always makes so much sense in your dreams, even though the waking Molly knows she’s too smart and too strong to ever go into a deep hypnotic trance for me. It’s only in these silly, sexy dreams that you realize you’re so weak that all I had to do was whisper a single word, and your fuzzy little mind decided to go to bed early for me. You remember it all now, don’t you?”

Uh huh. S'not real, though. S'just a dream….

“Of course it is, honey doll. It’s all just a dream, and that’s why it doesn’t startle you when I come in and lie on the bed next to you without any clothes on. If you were awake, if you could open those heavy, sleepy eyes and really look at me, you’d be surprised… but because you know I’m not really here and I’m not really touching myself while I stare at your perky titties, you can just relax and enjoy this sexy dream. Isn’t that right?”

S-sexy dream?

“Oh, yes. It’s very sexy. Every time I pause, you can hear my fingers sloshing and squishing inside my soaking cunt. Every time you inhale, you can smell the scent of pussy getting stronger and stronger. It’s turning you on so much… and because it’s all just a dream, because it’s not really happening and there aren’t any consequences, you don’t have to resist those sexy feelings, do you? You can dream about your fingers creeping down between your legs and rubbing through your panties, making yourself wetter and wetter as you imagine me masturbating right beside you. It’s so hot, isn’t it, pretty girl?”

H-hot, I… y-yes, hot….

“And because it’s so hot, you can imagine a little bit of your straightness melting away every time you have this sexy dream. You can picture your rubbing fingers teasing away a little bit more of your resistance, making you a little bit more gay for me each time you fantasize about being hypnotized into my weak, horny lesbian slut, and when you wake up you’ll feel so good and happy you won’t even need to remember it. Isn’t that right?”

Unh, unh, uh huhhh!

“Until the day all that resistance is gone for good. Until the day you decide to seduce me, all on your own, without even knowing why. That’s when I’m going to make that pretty pussy cum so hard, sweetie pie. That’s when I’ll show you all the wonderful things you’ve been dreaming about.”

Y-yes, Mistress….

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I love these descriptions! This person made them out to sound like cryptids!

Telling Apart Fallout Protagonists: a Discerning Wastelander’s Guide

Vault Dweller: a Vault Dweller will typically be wearing the Vault 13 jumpsuit, but given the prominence of the Vault through the Interplay-Obsidian games, it’s not a guarantee. Look for the scrungliest teen you can find or - due to the sheer bulk and limited graphics of the game’s default protagonist - a man with the widest tits known to man.

Chosen One: it can be hard to discern Chosen Ones, as they are the least drawn Fallout protagonists. Often, the Chosen One will be clad in armor made from vault suits, power armor, or other series staples. The presence of the Highwayman is a dead giveaway.

Lone Wanderer: Lone Wanderers will often be difficult to parse from Vault Dwellers; always check the Vault number when identifying if possible. Like the Vault Dweller, Lone Wanderers are teenagers, but the Lone Wanderer has a softer, more cherubic side than the Vault Dweller’s harder edge. They may use this soft side to lure in unsuspecting enemies, or they have gone through enough for it to have been worn off - but glimmers of it remain.

Courier 6: there are three dominant subspecies of Courier 6 - the Cowboy, the Ranger, and the Dogtooth (so named for the pattern of their “borrowed” suit jacket). Other variants, such as the Khan or the Ghoul, are less common.

Sole Survivor: unlike other protagonists, the Sole Survivor can often be found in pre-war clothing - if not their main outfit, than an “in town” plumage. The Minuteman General is a common type, but a surprisingly persistent subspecies is the Stepford. Overwhelmingly female, the Stepford can be identified by their blond hair, blue eyes, uneasy smile. Be careful around the Stepford, though: those red splotches on her dress aren’t flowers, and that’s not jewelry glinting behind her black.

Reclaimer: extremely uncommon and hard to identify.

Redid an old LGBallT comic of mine with my own characters.

I did not steal from myself. I asked myself and I said it was okay. 

PSA Regarding Hateful Anons

Tumblr recently made it a requirement for you to be logged in to send asks anonymously. If you receive a hateful ask, don’t publish it - report it to Tumblr. It can be traced back to the user that sent it and with enough reports that person’s account will be suspended.

Share to raise awareness but also to make the clowns who think this behaviour is acceptable think twice before acting brave behind the guise of invisibility.