Hi my name is Elvis Las Vegas Jailhouse Hounddog Presley and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) and soft brown eyes like lovely soil and a lot of people tell me I look like Austin Butler (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a musician but my tassles are straight and golf. I have pale white skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called The King's School of Impersonation in Vegas where I'm in the seventh year (I'm ninety). I'm a rocker (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love Las Vegas and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a white jacket with gold tastles around it and slutty shiny boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Vegas. It was sunny and not raining so there was a lot of sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
But first they must catch you 🏳️⚧️
the genre whiplash is so fucking funny because yeah it's all horror but also. Sam is in a post-apocalyptic action movie. the girls are doing The IT Crowd
Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?
Which one?
I call this the create a new problem technique
I love this. just saying.
if you haven’t seen Flow, it’s a masterpiece. I cried through the whole movie. Go watch
flow winning animated feature is the kind of story that's going to be taught like the boogeyman to every big animation studio's intake class for decades
Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant
im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later