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New promotional banner for ‘THUNDERBOLTS*’

something I whipped up as I waited for my plane in florida. 

I didn’t cover everything, but I think I got the point across. 

Remember, if it’s not your body, it’s none of your business! 

Hey Everyone! I’m so excited! Smut For Smarties has been nominated for an @LAWEEKLY BEST OF THE WEB AWARD for Best Sex Blog!!! Even better news … I’ve been nominated alongside @SexNerdSandra!!! Give us BOTH a vote won’t you?

http://polls.laweekly.com/polls/law/webawardsfinalists2013/(via LA Weekly Poll)

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I’m re-watching Captain America Civil War and- They told Bucky to kill Tony’s parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad? 

I'd seen 'This door is alarmed' with a post it note asking 'What startled it?' but not one including the surroundings before. Cute!

Saw this on a door at work.

Last week I sent this to my current Master and asked if he would do this to me. Unfortunately he won't be here until the first week of August. Sigh. Such a long time.

Well, I'm sure I'll be able to come across more fun pictures of things I want him to do to me that I can send in the meantime...

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