Having This Mf's Babies Is A NEED Not A Want.

this has nothing to do with anything other than a little rant about a character I like from genshin impact and the amount of content I see from that character being submissive rather than dominant.

let's get this straight right? gorou. our lovable puppy general who is sweet towards his comrades. why does everyone make him submissive in almost every fucking drable or fanfictions. like he's a damn general right? he earned that title and in the game he literally was one of the strongest characters in the resistance.

"but uwu puppy man..." no no you shush. I want to be told what to do by gorou and be ravaged by him like a true beast he is. I don't want to see him being all sweet and doting. I need more mean dominate gorou content and if I'm not being provided this then I will make it happen myself. I am such a sucker for sweet characters fucking us up and showing they're more than they seem. 😍

NO BECAUSE YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! HES OBVIOUSLY HEAD OVER HEELS!! ITS SO STINKING CUTE THO ♥️♥️

I SO BADLY WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG AND A FLOWER IN RETURN FOR THE ROSE 💞💞💞

DUNCAN WOULD SO TEASE HIM BUT KEEP IT A SECRET FOR ALISTAIR!! HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HELP BUT LAUGH THO WHEN SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENS IN THE BACKGROUND LOL

I still can't get over the fact that it may be very much possible that Alistair may have fallen in love with us from the very beginning given how easy it is to sway him.

He is quick to agree with us and quick to follow us no matter where we go. The out come after the first battle in the beginning of dragon age origins further proves my point because of the fact that he was actually worried for someone he met only a few days prior besides the fact that we are the only other grey warden that we know of in that time period. My poor boy Alistair never met a woman before. Grey wardens are taught to not get attached and I know alistair fell in love at first sight.

If Duncan had made it I'm pretty sure he'd tease him for it for sure LMAO.

In short: I'm madly in love with Alistair as he is with us. 😍

I still can't get over the fact that it may be very much possible that Alistair may have fallen in love with us from the very beginning given how easy it is to sway him.

He is quick to agree with us and quick to follow us no matter where we go. The out come after the first battle in the beginning of dragon age origins further proves my point because of the fact that he was actually worried for someone he met only a few days prior besides the fact that we are the only other grey warden that we know of in that time period. My poor boy Alistair never met a woman before. Grey wardens are taught to not get attached and I know alistair fell in love at first sight.

If Duncan had made it I'm pretty sure he'd tease him for it for sure LMAO.

In short: I'm madly in love with Alistair as he is with us. 😍

facts like I'm just imagining how large they actually are. I don't particularly care for nanami but for gojo and geto? ugh I can bet they have pretty cocks because omg?? gojo satoru makes my baby fever act up ong I wanna make him a dilf.

fun fact: the reason they manspread is not because they're tired or want to be comfortable, but because their cock is too fucking huge.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOJO

happy birthday to the most the beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, perfect, loveable, adorable, prettiest man ever, my glorious blue eyed king. he has changed my life so so so much and honestly, i’m not even joking when i talk about how much i love him. it’s unhealthy at this point but it also somehow feels so so so worth it because it’s him. i wouldn’t dare say this openly under any other circumstance in fear of being seen as actually crazy but this is a long ass paragraph that i’m like 99.9% sure nobody will read so.. i honestly think he’s my true love, i don’t think i can love anyone as much as i love him like, i have so much love for him that sometimes my heart can’t take it, and i feel overwhelmed with the realisation that i’ll never love a real person as much as i love him; it’s a terrifying realisation but oddly satisfying at the same time, because now i know i’m capable of this emotion. at first, it was just a silly little joke because i thought he was hot but now, i fear that i may not be able to love another person like how i love him. happy 34th birthday, my love, my lifeline, my world, my sea, my moon, my stars, my sun, my sky, my pulse, my blood. you are paradise, heaven, the ocean, the starry night sky, and everything beautiful. i dedicate my everything to you. i truly believe that i was born on this earth for the sole purpose of loving you. you are what keeps me alive, you are the air that i breathe, the water that i drink, the food that i eat. my heart beats for you and only you, my light. i love you, i love you, i love you. i love you so much that it’s unfathomable. if you killed me and sent me straight to hell, i’d happily be a foolish sinner, happily singing you praises as i burn for all eternity. once again, happy birthday. i love you, i miss you, i need you. please come home or my heart won’t be able to take it anymore :,)

sorry about being absent for a little bit. I'm working on something at the moment but writing takes motivation and creativity. I just randomly have the mood to write. That's why I prefer not to stick to a schedule as it stresses me out.

I hope you guys understand and are willing to sit with me even though I might not always instantly write or respond. I'm trying my best to see all of you.

summery: a bunch of personal/general headcanons of the mighty geo archon, rex lapis, or now known as zhongli!

warnings: obvi nsfw

a/n: SORRY ABOUT IT BEING SO SHORT I HAVE LITTLE IDEAS RN!! 😭😒

SFW

Zhongli is very much a gentleman even before he relinquished his title and gnosis always treating the people among liyue kindly even if they are incredibly rude. It was something the ex-archon just couldn't help as he was a very patient man and a very kind individual. This didn't change even if you were a man or woman. it was just common etiquette to treat others how they wanted to be treated.

Zhongli outwardly deceives people with the idea he has no money to his name, it was a innocent gesture given he wanted to fit in among the mortals, but truth be told he isn't bankrupt in the slightest. he had enough mora to be a sugar daddy to thousands of people but he didn't wish to flaunt wealth within his nation. It was unruly and incredibly rude towards the daily merchants to just flaunt his own wealth. it doesn't stop him from occasionally helping some unlucky soul get back on their feet. he couldn't bare the sight of people living on the streets. maybe he wasn't human but he had a heart for sure.

Zhongli is definitely sugar daddy material don't even try to change my mind. Zhongli would spoil you rotten with things you simply just talk about liking just because he loves you so. Usually he doesn't mean to end up in a sugar daddy scenario but he can't help himself when his sugar baby is so needy, his willpower caving to the pout on your face. You want that cute little dress you keep talking about? Honey he has it in your wardrobe the next day. Maybe you want that new computer to play with your online friends? He's getting you one but with two monitors but don't neglect him because of your silly online friends. His baby deserves the best and he makes sure you knew that.

Zhongli is a family man at heart as he is dreaming of the day he could start one of his own. He would love to be able to come home to his little munchkins happily babbling as they perked up to their father returning home. He didn't care how long it took as it would be worth it in the end. Out of the two of you he has the most dominant genetics so it's expected to your children to have features similar to that of the ex-archon. if not then he comes up with other solutions he wasn't the geo archon for nothing after all.

Zhongli is surprisingly a very adventurous and kinky lover as he isn't human. there is no humane limit to what he can and cannot do. there is certain things that do cross the line of comfort but that is understandable.

NSFW

Zhongli admittedly has a high sex drive and a incredible amount of stamina as he is draconic. For your safety and comfort he would never push you to do more than one round unless you want to go farther. if that is the case with your consent he is able to go until morning as he lust is insatiable specially when it comes to you.

Zhongli is fond of dressing you up for him in cute and slutty little outfits just for him. you'd often be found in something cute like this. He loves buying things you like and seeing that little excited face you always express. He has to hold back from tearing the fabrics apart as he didn't want to ruin your beloved outfits.

Zhongli, being draconic, has a mating cycle that comes in full force in a specific part of the year. He becomes territorial and extremely possessive over what he thinks is his treasure, that would be you, often hoarding his treasure to himself selfishly. He becomes so needy and slightly whiny but still manage to uphold that dominance he had. Please don't get upset at him! it's only his instincts that take over he truly loves you too much. He makes a nest out of pure instinct, his willpower at a all time low, wanting to breed you until you carried his children. if you say no, he'll understand but be dejected about it. if you say yes he'll not be holding back anymore.

❥ FONTAINE

★ WRIOTHESLEY

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★ NEUVILLETTE

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❥ SUMERU

★ AL HAITHAM

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★ KAVEH

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★ TIGHNARI

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★ CYNO

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omg this is so so adorable

AUGH MY WARRIOR CATS PHASE IS RETURNING STOP

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I LOVE THING LIKE THIS IN THE OBEY ME FANDOM IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE VERY FEW FANDOMS I FEEL COMFY IN <33333

CAT Big brothers,Twins,MC