A Real Blorbo Is Someone You Can Both Write A Lengthy And Serious/sad Analysis On Yet Also Constantly

im so normal about hobie

i definitely dont think abt him every passing moment

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

i’m gonna be so real with you guys. before i looked through the tag i thought that hbomberguy was some sort of Goncharov D.B. Cooper. i’ve never heard of hbomberguy in my LIFE before today i genuinely thought this was tumblr’s new made up meme of the week.

You know what I also think about??? That Jason is mentally younger than he is physically.

Six months in his grave. (Six months dead) One year in the hospital. (One year comatose) One year homeless. One year with Talia.

He only spent two of those years conscious, both seemingly lost to him when he was restored by the pit. If those two years are lost to him, that would mean he's physically three and a half years older then he his mentally.

Also, those two years, he may have been mentally impaired but he's still Jason.

He still is kind, still trying to help people.

Still recognizes who his "allies" are. If not just that Jason has always been soft and forgiving towards women, even the ones that hurt him.

He remembers enough of Bruce that cries when Talia talks about him to Jason.

Of course he's not exactly the same kid. Not after all he's been through even up to this point. He's lost and scared and so very hurt but he's still Jason at his core. Still that kid who steals tires to survive but tries to ambush a gang to stop them from robbing a museum. The same kid who tried to strangle Two Face but tried to save and forgive the mother who was partially responsible for his death.

I'm getting a little derailed. But Jason is just so young! He's nearly an adult but he's still a kid. He can never be who he was but he's still Jason!

for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

“limited series” “infinity comic” “cancelled after 10 issues” “written by [the same horrible writer who has written everything for the past three years]” “soft universe reset” “movie adaptation” I really don’t think we’re gonna make it guys

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

sustainable.