I Love People With Favorite Characters Who Barely Have Any Content. I Hope You Feast Well On Your Three

I LOVE PRAISE!!! I LOVE BEING TOLD IM A GOOD GIRL!!!!! IM SUCH A GOOD AND OBEDIENT GIRL AND I LISTEN SO WELL AND IM SO PRETTY AND SWEET AND GOOD!!!!!

sorry but. jason was, in the end, just another unlucky person that died at the joker’s hands. we can talk about how his last moments were heroic (throwing himself at the bomb to protect sheila) or about how his search for love was what got him killed (bruce’s perceived rejection pushing him to go looking for sheila in the first place), but it doesn’t change that his death wasn’t something epic. it didn’t matter.

take it.

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

“limited series” “infinity comic” “cancelled after 10 issues” “written by [the same horrible writer who has written everything for the past three years]” “soft universe reset” “movie adaptation” I really don’t think we’re gonna make it guys

every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

captain picker isgonna finger himself

My sense of humor is broken, I saw this in a geology presentation and started laughing