"Do You Want Me To Help You? I'd Feel Pretty Rude If I Didn't Help Make It I Mean I Did Offer To Take

Just close your eyes and press play. We all need this right now, I think. 

OP by wilford-warfstache. Reuploading to put it at the top of the tag and remind everyone to take a deep breath. Everything’s going to be okay. 

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incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

this:

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"Hey!" He watched Anthony zoom right past him. Fuck that, he lift up the tree and went underneath it, beginning to run again. "Damn he's fast, but I can run faster!" Alfred picked up his speed and in no time he eventually caught up with Anthony.

“Last one their has to buy the other lunch!” Alfred laughs thinking he’s gonna be the first one their. What he doesnt expect is that a fallen tree is covering the path, making Alfred stop. “Shit! He’s gonna gain on me!”

"Awe okay bro." Alfred resumed the game and continued shooting the people, until he got a car and started driving. "Woo!"

“You wanna play bro?” Alfred pauses the game to look at his brother.

Alfred looked at Mason, surprised by what he said. Alfred smiled lightly at Mason. "I always act tough because I'm a hero!" Alfred said proudly as he laughed. "But even so every hero has some type of weakness." Alfred smiled a gentle smile towards Mason.

Alfred wiped away the tears and looked at Mason. “Yeah I’m fine just remembering some past memories.”

Alfred looked at Mason shocked. "Wow dude...so you never did anything like that before huh. Reminds me of when me and Mattie bro were younger, we always played pranks on each. Of course England being England, he would always yell at me and Mattie but in the end he laughed about it afterwards." Alfred remembers back on his younger years and smiles.

“Oh come on dude it would be fun! Don’t tell me you never played any pranks on someone before, or at least thought of pranking someone?” Alfred laughs, thinking of pranks to play on England.

RISE FANS! Please take note!

Twitter hosted another Q & A With Ron Corocillo, and he confirmed that Rise’s BEST chance is for us to keep up the love for it. Right now, the most important thing we can also do is buy the TMNT 40th Anniversary comic, the comic that has Andy Suriano’s Rise of the TMNT comic in it!

No joke, a series will ONLY ever come back if the fan base stays alive, if we invite more fans in and keep up the love. Even though Clone High didn’t do too well, it was brought back because a fan base sprang up out of nowhere on Tik Tok. Studios saw that that there was a demand and they gave in. Rise’s creators want to do more with it, and so does the cast!

In fact, it’s becoming apparent that Rise fans are the most vocal group supporting the 40th anniversary comic. Not just me, but also the image below, when I went to buy the comic and told the worker at the store that I was only there for one version, she said, “Ah, you’re here for Rise, huh.”

SO KEEP UP THE LOVE FOR THE SHOW AND SUPPORT THE COMIC! LET’S GET. IT. DONE! And stick it to those haters!

Alfred stopped crying hearing his phone go off, so he got up off the bed and went over and picked it up. He got one message and it was from Ivan. "No. You're lying, you're just like everyone else, no one would love a monster like me." Alfred felt his heart shatter, did he get rejected or? He dropped his phone and fell to the floor, crying, hoping this isn't a rejection. Alfred felt so horrible with the way he use to treat him, he wished he had never been an ass to the taller nation. "What have I done...if I hadn't been so rude to him maybe he wouldn't have said that...no he probably would have either way...no I'm going over to see him and I don't care whatever he's doing I love him and I wanna be with him!" Alfred bolts up off the floor, grabbing and putting on his shoes. "He needs to know that I love him and that I'm not lying." With that said he bolts out his front door, not caring about the rain that's pouring down heavily, he only had one thing on his mind and that was Ivan.

[I hope you don't mind :)] While slurping his drink he looks over and sees Russia talking to China. America always had a thing for the bigger country but he never had the guts to tell him.

Ivan was just normally planning what he was going to discuss at the next world meeting when he saw Alfred starring at him. He told Yao to hold on and walked over to the younger nation “Amerika why are you starring at me?”