Alfred Frowned Just As Quickly As He Smiled Again. "Yeah You Know What Your Right Dude!" Alfred Laughed

the signs and relationships

aries: will drown u with pda

taurus: loyal as heck 

gemini: will be alone forever 

cancer: will love u till the end of time

leo: plays with ur hair a lot but will get mad if u touch theirs 

virgo: probably secretly planned out ur wedding 

libra: make-out sessions x1000000

scorpio: lots of gr8 sex 

sagittarius: lots of “i love you more” fights

capricorn: likes holding hands 

aquarius: no

pisces: clingy af 

Living a normal happy life was not possible for her. From losing her parents at 5 years old, to gaining another father figure who becomes a mutant, and two brothers who were stranger than they seem. To training the art of Ninjitsu with her new father and brothers, she begins to make discoveries about herself. With that she teaches them the ability of mystic powers, which at first turns out to be a disaster. As they all learn their new ability's, they come to use their new found powers as they face the being who destroyed NYC, his name is Lou Jitsu...but what happens when something goes awry and they end up in another universe. One where Lou Jitsu is good and hes a father of 4 Mutant Ninja Turtles?

I call it Dark Descent.

I figured since theirs so many AU'S out, I wanted to create one of my own. Ill admit I'm not sure where this series will head, but hopefully it turns out to be a good one since I recently just got back in the mood to write, hopefully I can actually make this a good series...anyway! This idea came to me a few days ago and I figured id share it since I grew inspiration and motivation to write again from EternalGlitch's story "Like Father Like Son". I highly suggest reading it, it made me cry and get angry at certain moments. So please follow them, give their story a read!

Their will be warnings since this series will get very morbid and dark at times, so I would suggest if you are not comfortable with those types of stories then do not read it.

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aut viam inveniam aut faciam.

i will either find a way, or i will make one;   (via mirayama)

Happy 4th of July!!!

"Happy 4th of July dudes! Hope you all have a good one!" Mun wishes everyone a Happy 4th of July!

To clarify, ROTTMNT Restored is taking Kevin Ortiz's amazing boards and adding this treatment to it. Apologies if folks were confusing it with another project.

@powerauerart killin' it with the backgrounds!!

Alfred decided to not say anymore about that topic, feeling he might say something wrong...again. "Why not go to an amusement park! It has tons of awesome rides we can go on!" Alfred says in excitement, jumping up and down happily.

Alfred stayed silent feeling bad for bringing up England. “Sorry dude I didnt mean to say that. I mean he’s not a bad guy once you get to know him, he can be nice but at the same time he can be rude…” He sighs wondering if he should have said that. “Never mind forget I said that. Why not go out and have some fun dude!”

incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

this:

MAKE. NOISE. TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT

Alfred laughs it off, Mason is right ghosts don't exist...do they? No worries he told himself. "Besides me freaking out over nothing what's up dude?"

Alfred looks over to see Mason standing their looking freaked out. “No I’m fine dude, sorry I didn’t mean to freak you out I thought I saw a ghost but never mind!” Alfred sheepishly laughs, rubbing the back of his neck feeling a little childish for saying that. I mean come on hero’s aren’t afraid of anything!

"Awe okay bro." Alfred resumed the game and continued shooting the people, until he got a car and started driving. "Woo!"

“You wanna play bro?” Alfred pauses the game to look at his brother.