Burpleguuy - Biggest Man

i fucking LOVE smollusk so much hes just a fuck damn baby !!!! hes a BABY baby

has this been done before?

Mama Spice

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*breaks through the door*

Hellooooo I hope you’re doing alright 💚💚

May I suggest Dum Dum please 👀

Hi Weendyy!

I'm getting better, it's hard to manage my loud head day to day though, but I'm getting the hang of it.

A Dum Dum is gladly delivered for you <3 He took off those mega boots, I headcanon he stinks like hell. Just like Gage.

goodness gracious... smollusk my cutiepatootie

Big man splatpon

I love smollusk I want to give it a colorful propeller hat and a giant lollipop

Me

who did he get busy with [LYSANDRE IS NOT AN OPTION, AS LYSANDRE WAS BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS]