Crying

he will never be unfunny

this is so fucking funny

You don’t appreciate just how good Ao3′s search system is until you try to find something on any other Internet archive.

Don’t take Ao3 for granted, people. It’s so good.

every now and then i see posts about how kids these days don’t know how to pirate anymore but i was hanging with an 11 yr old today and she was telling me about all her favourite illegal streaming sites to watch anime and how she made a japanese google play account so she could play magia record so i guess i’m here to reassure you that cool kids very much do still exist. and they will never go extinct as long as you keep teaching your little cousins and neighbour kids how to pirate

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

i've never dropped a phone in my life all these screen abrasions are from clawing at the images and articles that displease me

I am going to give the person who created grape juice the most sloppiest, breath taking, disgusting, lewd, nasty, mind blanking, hypnotizing, creamiest, indecent, toppiest, vulgar, rough, uncalled for, atrocious, hard-core, impure, rancid, disabelizing, wettest, dastardly, sickening, outright vile, putrid, gawk gawk 9000, filthy, foul, revolting, slimy, charming, mouth gaping, eye watering, vocal cord straining, euphoric, sick, nauseating, monstrous, catastrophic, barbaring, toe curling, head tossing, eye rolling, back arching, sheet gripping, nail digging, tongue hanging, lip biting, soul snatching, life support making, milked dry, heavenly, life threatening, self breeding, world changing, flabbergasted, stimulated, voluptuous, mouth opening, chocking, appetizing, divine, mouth watering, satisfying, delightful, joyriding, thrilling, heaven sent, sinful, death dropping, alluring, tears rolling, hair pulling, messiest, moan inducing, mind numbing, back bending, hand clenching, head ever. I am so grateful grape juice was made it tastes so damn good and I wanna give the person who made it a reward. I want them to feel as good as how I feel when I sip grape juice.

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