Reasonable To Dislike Beer But Here’s Some Information I Picked Up Working Briefly At A Beer Bar:

ok given that there are no non-evil options for the pope i guess i begrudgingly appreciate in an abstract sense that they chose someone who recently tweeted "jd vance is wrong" lmao. it doesn't make anything better but it makes jd vance's life a little worse and i do think that's funny

Still burning, Kevin Cooley (because)

You call us fleshies to other balls of light

meal prep is so gross to me i dont want to eat the same thing wvery day and also i dont want to eat anything at all i want to shed my body and live as a floating ball of light that doesnt need to eat or sleep or pay rent

BLUE !!

Belly full of food

tragedy

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

remembering that time i met someone who attended high school in west bend, wisconsin and they told me how their school district works. to them it was completely normal while i was wondering if they were messing with me.

their schools are conjoined twins???