I’m A Fag But In Like A Butch4butch Way

the girls are fi- oh.. oh i'm sorry, carry on gentlemen

or alternatively what if we were two butches and we wrestled 😳

got my ass fingered for the first time last night …. my brain is blank right now… the whole time they were just calling me good boy and telling me how good i take them … i’ve never felt like more a faggot bent over their knees like that … oh my GOD

Missionary so i can cup your cheeks and say you're so handsome while you nut in me like a dumb dog

Now feels like a good time to talk about how I find baseball players really hot btw. Gay little uniforms

Graffitto in the stall of my local queer furry bar

it’s not fair, I should be cumming inside a cute dyke with my strap rn

Euphemisms that imply you don't know what arousal is... "Awww, are you feeling tingly again??" "I'm feeling really funny..." "Do you need help with what to do now??" "Do you want to make it feel good??" "Can you help me make it smaller again..."

can’t wait to wear this at pride lfgggg