Sometimes I’m Afraid That Someone Really Cool Will Pass Me By When I’m In One Of My Moments Of Weakness

Sometimes I’m afraid that someone really cool will pass me by when I’m in one of my moments of weakness and listening to Nicki Minaj or Biggie Smalls or someone else embarrassing.

Like, that guy could be my soulmate or she could be my new best friend. And, according to some bullshit survey that we probably will believe because we’re all 20 somethings, the first 30 seconds are your only chance to make a good first impression.

And when our first thirty seconds together have been punctuated by ‘nigga nigga nigga’ 13 times, well…I think I just blew it.

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Resources For Fantasy & Mythology Writers

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Designing A World

City and Town Name Generator

How To Create a Believable World

Fantasy Religion Design Guide

Fantasy Map-maker

The Language Construction Kit

Fantasy Name Generator

The Pagan Name Generator

Writing Fantasy: Tools & Techniques

Fractal World Generator

Creating a Magic System

The Middle Ages

A Large List Of Articles On The Middle Ages

Middle Ages Weapons

Medieval Clothing

Medieval Clothing Pages

Medieval Name Archive

The Domesday Book

European Nobility Titles

Mythology

General Folklore

Various Folktales

Heroes

Weather Folklore

Trees in Mythology

Animals in Mythology

Birds in Mythology

Flowers in Mythology

Fruit in Mythology

Plants in Mythology

Folktales from Around the World

Egyptian Mythology

African Mythology

More African Mythology

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

The Gods of Africa

Even More African Mythology

West African Mythology

All About African Mythology

African Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Aztec Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Inca Mythology

Maya Mythology

Native American Mythology

More Inca Mythology

More Native American Mythology

South American Mythical Creatures

North American Mythical Creatures

Aztec Gods and Goddesses

Chinese Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

More Japanese Mythology

Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures

Indian Mythical Creatures

Chinese Gods and Goddesses

Hindu Gods and Goddesses

Korean Gods and Goddesses

Basque Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Etruscan Mythology

Greek Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Mythology

Roman Mythology

Arthurian Legends

Bestiary

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands

Finnish Mythology

Celtic Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Islamic Mythology

Judaic Mythology

Mesopotamian Mythology

Persian Mythology

Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures

Aboriginal Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

More Polynesian Mythology

Mythology of the Polynesian Islands

Melanesian Mythology

Massive Polynesian Mythology Post

Maori Mythical Creatures

Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses

Hawaiian Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses

List of Gods

Encyclopedia Mythica

Mythical Creatures & Beasts

Questions To Ask When Worldbuilding

The World

Physical and Historical Features

Magic and Magicians

Peoples and Customs

Social Organization

Commerce, Trade, and Public Life

Daily Life

Basics

Alternate Earth

Not Earth at All

Climate and Geography

Natural Resources

World History

Specific Country(s) History

Rules of Magic

Wizards

Magic and Technology

Miscellaneous Magic Questions

Customs

Eating

Greeting and Meeting

Gestures

Visits

Language

Ethics and Values

Religion and the Gods

Population

Government

Politics

Crime and the Legal System

Foreign Relations

Waging War

Weapons

Business and Industry

Transportation and Communication

Science and Technology

Medicine

Arts and Entertainment

Architecture

Urban Factors

Rural Factors

Fashion and Dress

Manners

Diet

Education

Calendar

Magic

The Hypertext List of Spells

Gemstone Properties

Gemstone Meanings

Crystal Healing

Fairy & Other Spirits

Elven Phrases

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If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

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I totally agree. Sometimes intimacy and a little left to the imagination are sexier than straight out porn!

i like erotic. i like innuendo. i like imagination. i like the moment of tension and release. i like vulnerability that coexists with intimacy. i like partially clothed characters and the implication of it, the haste and desperation and whatnot.

i’m not really big fan of straight out fuck me...

7 years ago

Tabata about FFXV villain:  He will be revealed at a later time but he will top all of them (Sephiroth, Kefka, Kuja)

Sephiroth, Kefka and Kuja:

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Piedmon Is A Relentless Demon Clown Man Thing.

Piedmon is a relentless demon clown man thing.

I do not portray him as such.

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Hi there. My name is Aura and I write lewds, so my blog can get NSFW. Fandoms include: Overwatch, Final Fantasy VI & FFVII, and occasional Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh. I also have a thing for art noveau, jesters, and monstrous men.

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