Me, Logging Into Ao3 5 Minutes Before Bedtime: WAITER! Bring Me Your Finest Enemies To Lovers!

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS FANCY ASS HISTORICAL FRENCH MAN WITH A MEW

I wish you all a happy Neil banging out the tunes day

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Ares is gonna get his ass for sure

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.