4chan Has Suffered A Site-destroying Hack

"Jason hated being old"

I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS DUDE

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

class of 09 anime pilot released!!

THOSE PATHETIC LESBIABS I LOVE THEM SM HSHSHSHHSSHSSH :3

Ares is gonna get his ass for sure

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

and they were nemeses . . .

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

i pronounced "pharaoh" as "Fa-rah-whore" 'till 4th grade

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point