I Need This Show Back, Please Netflix 🙏

Our drum majors are trying to throw a Lorax themed spirit day for band camp and I dont know whether to be proud or terrified

Here’s my take on Max Jägerman - he is NOT the progressive bully that asks Pete’s pronouns before beating the shit out of him, what he IS is a dumbass.

For example he’ll overhear Caitlyn (Cool Kid™️ so he respects her) talking to Kyle about taking her estrogen and assume it’s a drug and ask for a hit. Kyle and Caitlyn, confused, explain that it’s a hormone girls devolop that guys don’t have to the same level, and Caitlyn obviously has less so takes supplemental doses. Max thinks this means Caitlyn has a medical condition and is like “Oh my god dude I’m so sorry you’re sick? Do you like go to the hospital? Nah I’m not trying to take anyone’s meds my bad bro,” and Caitlyn is too dumbfounded and also entertained to correct him.

Later, in the case that he does not fall and die, Max eventually apologizes to Richie for all the times he punched him in the balls. Richie goes “it’s chill - besides, I don’t even have balls, so it didn’t even hurt as much as you though”. Max is MORTIFIED with sympathy “You don’t have balls?? Oh my god dude how come?” Ruth without a beat says he lost them in a tragic accident many years ago and Max fully believes her. Richie goes along for the bit.

Even further along the line, Max asks about the trans flag on Richie’s bag and Richie explains it’s for people who were born the wrong gender and want to change. Max goes “Wait dude you want to be a girl? Shittt why didn’t you tell me?! Do you have a new name or something like that? Like…Richietta?”

The real progressive bullies, obviously, are pre-Max’s death Kyle and Jason, who apologize before beating someone up and then defend their pronouns in the same breath.

PT. 17 Gotham Twitter AU

A month (four days) without uploading and he comes back with a tag (new post).

Sorry yall, my noggin ran out of funny haha juice, so I needed 3-4 business days to refill it.

Posts may be coming in slower from now on, but don't worry I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

<<Part 16<< Master List >>TBC>>

AO3 is down? Welp, time to download tumblr

What if all Starbucks employees are secretly Fey who have been gaining our names for years to build their empire and purposefully mispronouncing them to dispel suspicion

I don't know most of them, but seeing Liz (Garfield) talking to Connie (Zits) made my day.

toads sounds like toast

Reblog with the story of your username! ♻️

I’m @littlemxhoney because I’m like a nonbinary Miss Honey from Matilda!

And I loved the enby take on the Little Miss Sunshine trend so, voila! ✨

LittleMxHoney!

What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)

there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

Posted some of my wonderful gf's art a few days ago so here's some corn snakes she drew me for my birthday bc they're my favorite animal <3

They're just silly little guys