Part 2

I see those wedding rings!! #Wilwes

some sketches of my modern au pile of sketches

that also are my two voice headcanons!!! im gonna link the bits in a reblog 

She must be Genocide Frisk, ‘cuz she be slayin’ them lyrics.

~Sub!Guzma x Listener NSFW: Teetering on the Edge~

A defiant Guzma finds himself unable to resist in the hands of a dominant listener who is eager to see just how weak the Team Skull boss is for their touch. He’s edged again and again, until he’s finally relieved…only to be overstimulated in the end. 

I’ve been very eager to do a submissive Guzma commission because there’s just something so satisfying about seeing him dominated. Hopefully you all agree!

Contains: Kissing, mild power struggle, edging, handjob, blowjob, riding Guzma until he finishes and pushing him beyond that point, lots of moans (particularly loud/voice breaky towards the end).

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This is the only canon way their relationship can be. No questions please

~US!PAPS x LISTENER ((NSFW))~

[[ I’M A LITTLE LATE ON THIS AUDIO, SOMEONE PAYED ME FOR IT SO I’M SORRY, MORE WILL BE COMING OUT SOON, AND THEY’LL BE GOOD! <3 ]]

Script:

[Knocking sounds. Door opening]

Papyrus: hmm? Oh, hey! I was expecting ya. [Sly tone] come in, come in….

[Door closing sound]

Papyrus: To be honest, I didn’t think you wanna do this. With, you know…..me being a skeleton all. [Chuckling]

[Bed squeaking/movement sound XD]

Papyrus: [chuckle] Now aren’t you all excited and ready….well little missy. [Shuffles closer] We can’t be too loud. [Starts to kiss and whispers] I don’t wanna wake my lil bro. [chuckles more and more kissing sounds]

[INSERT YOUR SEXY HUMS NOISES HERE]

Papyrus: [shuffling] uh~ *huffs* hey, here, let me just. …. There, don’t need this. [Cloth plopping sound] Hmmm you look so nice…spread your legs a bit… [Pause] yeah…good girl.

Papyrus: ssssssss, oooh, you’re really wet down there….. [Finger sucking sound], and tasty, [Chuckles]

[One last nice kiss sound before sex scene]

Papyrus:  [semi aggressive sounding] alright kitten, arch your back … Yeah, that’s it, heh. Im sliding right in.

Papyrus: [Groaning and moaning] Oh, Yeah, there you go..  Oh yeah.. [More moaning and groaning as he talks]

Papyrus: [Moaning and groaning] S-Such a g-good girl..! [Moaning and thrusting] There ya go you like that huh?

Papyrus: [Bed squeaking as he thrusts, groans and moans] Oh, there ya go, there’s my baby! Oh, oh yeah, you’re so beautiful, you’re so great!

Papyrus: You can fuck better, there ya go, ah, there ya- ah god! [Thrusting as he gets close]

Papyrus: Are you ready huh, are you fucking ready?! There ya go, good girl! [Frantically speeding up and pounding]

Papyrus: O-Oh, oh God, I’m gonna I’m gonna, I’m gonna cum! [Climaxes as he pounds you and bites down on his hand, breathing slowing]

Papyrus: Ahn, yeah.. Good, I c-came inside.. [Pulls out and rests comfortably above you, a little semen sliding out and onto your stomach]

Papyrus: Oh God I’m s-still c-cumming [soft breathing as he looks into your eyes] Oh yeah, you’re my little girl, you always will be…

Papyrus: [soft chuckle] My little frisky girl.. [chuckle] Goodnight, see ya in the morning… [Kisses your forehead]

🍯🐺♥

‘Who do you ship Swap!Sans with?” is an ask I’ve seen more than once, so…

And, of course, bonus:

Original joke comes from Parks and Recreation: 1, 2

Ink belongs to @comyet

Dream belongs to @jokublog

Error belongs to @loverofpiggies

*18+ AUDIO/NSFW - DO NOT LISTEN IF UNDERAGE*

Sans has a pretty stressful day at work, so he decides that you help him relax.

Ought to be fun right?

*read the tags for warnings and whatnot*

So I'm grinding through Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp because everyone now wants a Monarch Butterfly, After a good 3 minutes I finally catch one, I pull up my map and someone from camp wants it. I'm like, "Who the fuck wants a Monarch?!" Turns out it was Apollo. I ignore everyone else and immediately give the butterfly to him. He said something like, "Wow, you're so generous!" And I said, "Apollo, I will give you everything you want, I will give my life for you." That's how much I love him!

i ALWAYS rush to do Apollo’s requests (and same one of ther campers asked for an olive flounder and i was so baffled by it) JOIN IN THE APOLLO LOVE

Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.