Sanses With Cats

‘Who do you ship Swap!Sans with?” is an ask I’ve seen more than once, so…

And, of course, bonus:

Original joke comes from Parks and Recreation: 1, 2

Ink belongs to @comyet

Dream belongs to @jokublog

Error belongs to @loverofpiggies

HEY I REUPLOADED THISI FORGOT TO CUT A PART WHERE IM SAYING THINGS TO THE VOICE RECORDER BC IT KEPT CUTTING THE AUDIO OFF

AAAAAAA IM SORRY!!!!!

source:

http://lord-vine.tumblr.com/ http://lordvine.tumblr.com/post/139156434950/cheer-up-the-skeleton-week-day-1-waking-up

Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.

Popping Blueberries

*wiggles eyebrows*

Guess who is still longwinded as fuuuuuuuuuuuck???? This took way longer than it should’ve but hey, I powered through the block, and here I am.

@smol-skelepun thank u for believing in me, u loyal

The Menu: undertail, edgeberry, uf papy x us sans, swooning, romantic to the point it’s almost a lil sickening, ecto-anatomy (vag ‘n dick…’n flesh), first time, fingering, slight occ, implied honeymustard, etc.

The Price: 4796w

If you like, please send your compliments to the chef (lemme know wazzup)

Keep reading

I was hosting a game of Cards Against Humanity with my patreon group and somebody was roleplaying as Papyrus. Horror ensued

Marlit was an enthusiastic and outgoing  little girl in a small Rito town in the low mountain. She loved to sing and dance and make flower crowns with the other girls, often spending time in the meadows by herself, learning about all kinds of flowers. She gradually spent more and more time alone in the meadows, learning that flowers were not so simple, so helpless. She learned that flowers had thorns and thistles…and other defenses.

She became fascinated by the more poisonous species of plants, the nightshade and the poppy, the wolfsbane and the featherrot.

Soon she was obsessed.

She learned to extract the essences of the flowers, to concoct her own poisons. But when he experimentation caused several other children to fall ill, and one to die, she was chased out of town.

She felt lost and confused, terrified to be on her own. Guilt ate at her, but soon resentment and bitterness took over and she became cold, more obsessed with flowers and poisons than ever.

She ran across some Yiga foot soldiers, and after some initial misunderstandings she decides to join them. After a couple years she raises through the ranks and becomes the potion master for the clan.

–

Being part of a new clan, a new family, healed some of the heart soreness Marlit had from being abandoned by her people, but she was still a little withdrawn and quiet. She spent most of her time learning to grow flowers in the desert and concocting poisons for the assassins and foot soldiers.

She began working closely with Sango, growing whatever the Zora needed for her alchemical endeavors and potions. She felt a kindredness with the Zora, also being alone among the more human members of the clan, but she had no desire to force a more intimate closeness with the withdrawn girl than a business partnership.

She occasionally flies reconnaissance for the clan, but spends most of the time with her plants.

Sorry for the long hiatus! But here it is! Cuphead pacifist au part 8!

previous / next (first)

So true.

Short comic

I was very jealous every time I saw Hau walking with his starter… I wanted to walk with my pokemon too…

Death by Glamour (UNDERTALE ANIMATION) - Mettaton vs. Frisk Fight