why is this actually so relatable 😭
that one time i tried to read a straight ship on ao3 and made it 2k words in and had to go to the tragic gays
hey alexa play “i hate it here by taylor swift”
ur gonna be great <3
everyone is doing this.... so will i
the notes thingy!! no rules. idk.
50 notes I'll drink water regularly
150 notes I'll fix my sleep schedule
300 notes I'll start saving money for the future
500 notes I'll come out to my family as bi
700 notes I'll come out to my boyfriend as bi
1000 notes I'll go to therapy
tagging some of yall to start the chain:))
@whydousernamesevenexist @kathryn-maraudersversion @mairon-goth-minion @noblehouseofgay @moonyswarmsweaters @earthisaweirdplace @look-a-gay @cool-lesbian-is-here @blueberry-b4gel
mymymy James be looking scrumptious 😃😃
All three generations 🤍
"you can't hear pictures"
ok then explain this mf right here :
naw they be asking how's school and I open my mouth to respond, then they spray fucking water in my mouth like 😃yes, speak up sweetie💦 BITCH U LITERALLY JUST PRACTICALLY CHOKED ME WITH WATER 😭😭
Dont even get me started on xrays, like they shove a metal circle in my mouth covered in THE HARDEST POSSIBLE PLASTIC imaginable and the punk ass corner is stabbing my inner mouth and i cant adjust it 😭
I hate the dentist,
Lemme go over why:
Those stupid fucking metal thingies they use to scrap your teeth, istg it fucking makes me want to bang my head into a wall. Not to mention they always put the water too far back in my throat and then I almost gag- they put almost all the stuff too far back in my mouth, I can barely handle brushing my teeth without gagging violently what makes them think I can handle this weird air sucky thingy farther back? 🤨
The X-rays hurt, I’m not exaggerating here, it hurts to bite down in it especially the ones alongside the side of your tooth, the scanner with the little fucking wings. You know what I mean right? RIGHT? RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?
Once when I was like 8ish I think, THEY FUCKING PULLED OUT ONE OF MY TEETH WITH FUCKING PLIARS, I’M NOT JOKING THOSE THING—A-MAJOBS LOOKED LIKE PLIARS, LIKE MECHANICAL PLIARS, PLS TELL ME I DONT SEEM CRAZY IT HURTS AND I CRIED AND THE BITCH FUCKING WENT “Ah 😀 no 👎🏼 I cannot treat crying 😢 people 😀👍-“ INTENSE BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE WHAT. (I don’t even know if I spelt pliars right)
And then today I was there, this lady was sticking the cherry flavored cleany gel thingy (pls don’t call me crazy I don’t know what it’s called) at the back of my teeth with the spinny thingy that goes around your teeth like the damn drill, I have gotten cacti it’s removed and they hurt less then whatever the fuck that spinny cleany toothbrush looking ass bitch is called.
Concluded, I hate going to dentist.
I cackled after reading this
firework - february 17 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 362
"Oh fuck," Regulus mumbled, half-jogging toward his dorm room, his heart beating rapidly in his throat as he tried not to melt with embarrassment and terror. "Oh fuck." He slammed the door open, relieved to see that Dorcas and Pandora were there along with Evan and Barty. "Oh FUCK," he yelled, diving onto his bed and slamming his face into his pillow.
"Good day?" Pandora asked lightly from somewhere to his left, making him roll his eyes.
"I kissed James Potter," he answered, deciding to just bite the bullet.
The answering silence spoke volumes. After a few seconds, he raised his head to meet the shocked gazes of each of his friends before looking to Dorcas, who seemed almost ready to laugh.
"I kissed James Potter," he repeated, trying to digested the truth of the words. It still felt like a dream.
"Well shit," Barty mumbled, his voice low and impressed. "That's..."
"Are you okay? How did he react?" Pandora asked, seeming to have enough sense to think of the important questions. "How was it?"
But Regulus's mind was hazy. All he could think of was James's lips on his. The Gryffindor's hands moving to grab his waist, his own hands moving to tangle in James's hair. The way his heart had leapt with joy and want as James had pulled him even closer, as their tongues had tangled together, the heat of their skin and the warmth of their breath intermingling, both of them groaning with the contact.
He'd thought that his greatest fear was that James wouldn't want him. But after he'd melted into the older boy's embrace, after they'd both pulled back to breathe, after they'd pressed little kisses up each other's necks and James had murmured words into his ear that had made him whine...after they'd both said goodbye and waved to each other like love-struck idiots...he'd figured out there was something scarier than that: That James did want him, and that Regulus would fall head over heels.
He just wasn't sure how much he actually cared to stop himself from falling.
"It was like fireworks," he mumbled, touching his lips with his fingertips and smiling a bit.
hey so ow
James,
I thought I had done right by you, you know? I hated myself for the pain I caused you but I was willing to bear that memory alone if it meant that you could live your life without the burden of the time you spent with me. It had worked for some time and if I could control it, it would work forever. You would never think of anything more than Sirius’ Death Eater brother when you heard the name Regulus Black. I’m sorry, James, I’m so sorry.
Part of me always knew that I would die young. Whenever I tried to picture the future, I could never see myself with one. I always have to be right, don’t I? Except I was so wrong about so many things. I was wrong about the Dark Lord and you were right. I discovered something evil, James—something beyond what any of us could comprehend. He could never be defeated as long as this evil existed and I have to die to make sure we can get rid of it. I have to die and if you’re reading this, if you remember me, baby, then I’m already gone.
I know it’s not fair. I’ve done things you’ll never forgive me for, and things I don’t forgive myself for, either. I hope you don’t love me again but I know you. I know you can’t stop yourself and I wanted to give you something. I love you, too, and I never stopped. I face death in the hope that you live the life you deserve. If the Dark Lord goes away, you can have everything you wanted, James. I hope your son grows up safe and loved, free of this war, and that you’ll be there with him every step of the way. I won’t say I regret obliviating you but I am sorry that it came to that. I’m sorry about so much that I fear this piece of parchment will sizzle and waste away if I tried to pour it all on it. I’m sorry that you remember now. I couldn’t stop it. I had to die, and I am dead now.
I didn’t live very long, after all, but I want you to know that in whatever time I did get, you gave me love that was bigger than me. The kind that people never seem to find, and I was the fool who gave it up for two years of misery and eventual death.
The what ifs of our situation are hauntingly beautiful but I hope your reality will be even more so. I want nothing but the best for you, with or without me.
Yours always,
R.A.B.
someone finally said it 🥰🥰
kitty water has done regulus so dirty its kind of funny. at best its her harassing him in cat animagus form or something because theres no way shes "pure" enough esp if shes lying about being a selwyn or even in the same age group as him. plus she gives off walburga if she was a mild annoyance energy. what would they even talk about, genuinely.
*tearing up* thank you friend ilysm
Quick message to them 😃
MUTUALS I LOVE ALL OF YOU I WOULD DIE FOR ALL OF YOU I WOULD KILL FOR YOU I WOULD LIVE EVERYDAY FOR YOU
YOU ARE ALL SPECTACULAR PEOPLE
IF WE ARE MUTUALS THAT MEAN EVERYTHING IN THIS POST IS TRUE
YOU ARE MY MUTUALS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere-- Chappell Roan my beloved
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