Stopppp Thats So Cuteeeeeeeee I'm Taking Her

Evan hates when Barty gets into fights because now he has to decide whether to go and kill the person who hurt Barty, or fuck Barty because he's high on the adrenaline likely to do something more reckless if he isn't brought down.

CHEM THE WAY YOURE LIKE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS WHO TONY DINOZZO IS😭

... I think I clickbaited u or this is a joke bc I don't know who tf he is 😭😭 my deepest fucking apologies girl 😭

OwO

someone needs to tell my pollen allergies to get tf out

Yep yes yup si oui ciao

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

that is a good one 😃 I'm giggling now

Regulus: Come on, let's get you home.

James: Ooh yours or mine?

Regulus (amused): Ours.

James: Oh! Wow, so a secret third option.

Regulus: How many drinks did you have again?

James: Yes, yes, I think you're pretty.

owie

Reposting some slytherin skittles angst to kick off pride Month

me and karma vibe like that.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone