I Will Eat It

idk maybe they hate u

Could never be me their missing out

How tf do u know tho?

OH HELLO WHY AM I BLOCKED BY SO MANY PEOPLE??

chat i think im just secretly hated by all of tumblr

teehee

friendship - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 145

“So did you talk to him?” Dorcas asked, sitting next to Barty on the grass. She’d been dying to hear if Barty and Evan had finally talked after their drunken kiss a few nights ago. She'd only encouraged Barty a million times to grow a spine and address it, since Evan was now avoiding him.

“Yeah,” he replied, frowning at her. “He said…he said he was nervous to ruin our friendship. That we should probably leave it alone.”

Dorcas’s heart sank, and she resisted the urge to go find Evan and give him a good slap. “Oh, Barty, I’m sorry. I-“

But then Barty broke into a giant grin. “So, of course, I told him ‘fuck the friendship’ and snogged senseless. We’re dating now.”

She let out a relieved laugh. “Good,” she grinned. “Glad it worked out and you both stopped being idiots about it.”

yummy

Dead gay wizards from the 70s

monty better watch his back im coming for him

EFFIE POTTER THE WOMAN YOU ARE

listen I would looove to be besties with you but like I dunno how to start convos thats on you if ya wanna be friends

Also I'm dry as fuck unless 1) I'm high 2) we're sososososo close (so like, good friends) 3) I'm half asleep until 10 pm

hey yeah just btw if i don’t ever dm you first, it’s not cuase i don’t like you, it’s cause i don’t know how to have actual conversations

barty, stealing the marauder's map and figuring out how to open it- because of course he would, he's a genius- and seeing james and regulus suspiciously close together in the astronomy tower, dorcas and marlene in the gryffindor girls dorms incredibly close together, and pandora and lily also very close together in the ravenclaw dorms- not to mention, remus and sirius in a broom closet on top of each other, and peter and gilderoy in the gryffindor dorms also suspiciously close together-

barty, lying in bed half on-top of evan, fully naked: wow, did you know that all of our friends and all of our friend's friends are gay??

evan, who has been running his fingers through barty's hair for the better half of an hour: shocking

barty: i know! and they're all being little freaks right now!

james running his hands through regulus's hair to help him go back to sleep after a nightmare

tbh I relate 😔

im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im messing up. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse. im making it worse.

I'm not helping.

I can't even help anymore.

Cause I'm making it worse.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what Im doing wrong.

What am I doing wrong?

Why can't I help?

yummy

A light study with wolfstar bc I wanted to try a new brush I downloaded

choices permanently ruined my thinking and I was so relieved that there was a happy ending

I couldn't think straight after and kept zoning out for like a week but yk what i did? I REREAD IT

“I don’t think Regulus was a good person.”

“No, maybe he wasn’t. But he really fucking wanted to be, and that has to count for something right?”

i’m losing my shit.