Ttpd Is Like If Folklore And Reputation Had A Child But It Was Babysat By Midnights

yess

EFFIE POTTER THE WOMAN YOU ARE

favourite colour?

oooooooh, tbh I would say like a lilac, a dark red and navy blue!!

ILY TYSM

true Barty is a shit

Nobody knows how bad jegulus has gotten into my head to the point where I cant even touch the half blood prince book without thinking "wdym reg didn't end up with james" "WHY IS REG DEAD"

same for Wolfstar too, wdym Remus was forced into a straight relationship while Sirius just, poof, dead in the 5th book??

Likee, fuck jkr 😔

I just smooshed an ant for crawling on my homework

oops please come back reincarnate quicker please

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

idk maybe they hate u

Could never be me their missing out

How tf do u know tho?

OH HELLO WHY AM I BLOCKED BY SO MANY PEOPLE??

chat i think im just secretly hated by all of tumblr

I lovee mirror me <33 but camera me, idk her she can go die in a ditch idc

It’s this time of the year again!

zamnn Sirius be looking fine tonight

Genderswap! Harry Potter

i love rosekiller cause i headcannon that barty is like tall and lanky and skinny like just a beautiful skater boy and evan is shorter and he’s not exactly stocky but he is muscular and sturdy and can just toss barty around and throw him over his shoulder or more often, shove him off of his perches, and barty LOVES it he loves that he can drape his entire body weight over evan and evan is just sturdy and dgaf like barty being all over evan constantly??? and evan just like supporting him???

i could talk a lot about this frankly and also in my mind they are both beaters on the slytherin team