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MY SON

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

when i get in bed i feel my back become free of the weight it carries

^ me everyday?

AI can scrape my blog all it wants to

because i'm going to stick random words into my posts goldfish to confuse it.

i chicken cat kangaroo salmon hate generative AI, broadly speaking. AI makes me want to live alone in the woods with my Celsius Fahrenheit cats like my ancestors probably did.

Banana.

Also, I will be telling lies. Did you know fish can get jobs. Some of them are lawyers.

the juxtaposition of my fluffy wuffy pj pants to the tshirt that rides up so high im practically shirtless

they let you do that for money now

why do we stop wrestling with our friends as we get older. i literally need to wrestle full force with somebody right now that’s so fun why is that not normal when you’re like over 8 years old

HELP WHY AM I HEARING OMINOUS MUSIC

imm gonna do it this time. im going to rip my skin off

haha what no

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys