Hating That I Wasted So Many Tears Over A Scumbag. Cried About Him Daily While He Was Doing That Terrible

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

I AM SUCH A BITCH FOR A GOOD PUPPET !!!!!

I… becamed a vampire.

Yea so , earlier I had a bite in my neck and I didnt know from what bit me… and then when I woked up, their light from my curtain fuckeing hurt my eyes alot. And well … I am going too work in my powers and hopefally master their so I can use them for good includeing

1. Suck blood

2. Dark teleport

3. Mist form

4. Unholy flame grapple hook

I waited up until midnight just to be able to post this

gods, last time i touched tumblr was when i was a raging army/ahgasae. damn. /neutral

drake?

my hands are so small that instead of fake nails making my drawing glove uncomfortable, they some how make it fit better. no more floppy fingertips because my hobbit hands are slay.

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)