James: You’re Back Early

no one:

not a soul:

my school's air conditioning: A-WEEMA-WEH A-WEEMA-WEH A-WEEMA-WEH

Here’s a reminder that selfish people make decisions that make things worse for entire communities. #covid #measles

fuck

I AM SUCH A BITCH FOR A GOOD PUPPET !!!!!

highschool stories bc i'm bored !!!

we have a broken pregnancy dummy in the prop room

i've walked into the bathroom while kids are vaping multiple times,, the vapor really stings my eyes

because we are open campus, kids will drive home so smoke weed so they don't get caught on campus

we finally installed cameras last year. don't know why they waited 10 years but ok

we have a d&d class that doubles as english credits because the teacher has us read lotr for the whole semester

more than half of the students are lgbtq+ and i'm p sure all the teachers are accepting

a lot of students apply because they supply computers for them but then transfer when they realize they're in nerd school

it's perfectly normal to see people in inflatable dinosaur costumes

or those rubber unicorn heads

my school used to be a middle school, so we only have four hallways (which is nice bc i would def get lost in the two main schools)

the disabled kid got asked to prom by his crush :[[ he looked so happy

i dislocated my knee in the hallway and people just kinda,, stared as i crumpled to the ground

which i don't blame them for bc it was completely out of the blue but it made me feel bad for screaming lmao

someone carried an undertale blank file on a flashdrive so others could copy it to their laptops, along with minecraft and slime rancher

in my freshman year there was a bomb threat for like a week, and i know some parents forced their kids to still go to school (i was given the choice to stay home if i didn't feel safe)

there was a senior who kept flicking a lit lighter in peoples faces and he actually singed some of my hair off. i told the principal (only bc she was near by, i would've gone to the counselor otherwise) and that friend group hated me for the rest of the year simply because i didn't want any of them to get burned

my friends somehow convinced the dj at a dance to play a bts song so that was awesome

the zoology teacher brought cats onto campus and got them adopted in like 30 minutes (we named them cookies and cream)

there's one kid who will more often than not show up in soldier getups from all different eras, mainly wwii

if you hear megalovania playing that usually means that the auditorium is open for off the clock rehearsal

all hands on deck 🤚🏼

sometimes we (i) forgot

i really hate people.

and not in the "iM nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs" type of way.

i hate adults because they raised us to stand up for what we believe in, to do the right thing no matter what, to be ourselves. then the moment you try to express yourself you are told that's wrong because how dare you be your own person.

i hate teenage boys because sure they seem cool until you find them with their grouo of friends telling rape jokes and saying racial/homophobic/sexist slurs every five seconds.

i hate teenage girls because they just talk and gossip and spread rumers and they don't shut up and they're obsessed with having the perfect supermodel body and i swear one of the main things they care about is if their hair looks okay.

so no. i don't like people.

i despise them with every ounce of my being.